# Help me remember the 2-days ago joke

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-remember-the-2-days-ago-joke/731792
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [September 19, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-remember-the-2-days-ago-joke/731792 "2015-09-19T16:40:28Z")
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### Author: ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-remember-the-2-days-ago-joke/731792/16 "2015-09-20T22:11:55Z")

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HEY! Just spotted [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18702014&postcount=13) in the nearby Medusa Touch thread! Can you use this instead?

> [@So, you've been gifted with The Medusa Touch...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-gifted-with-the-medusa-touch/731752/13):
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> Doctor: I’m sorry, but you’ve got Rabies. Um… What are you doing?  
> Patient: Making a list of the people I’m going to bite.

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