# Help Me Rock Out

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-rock-out/323454>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 26, 2005, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-rock-out/323454 "2005-09-26T06:16:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-rock-out/323454/41 "2005-09-27T01:07:45Z")

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“Santa’s Coming and He’s Gonna Kick Your Ass,” by the Arrogant Worms. Lyrics [here](http://arrogant-worms-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Santa's-Coming-And-He's-Gonna-Kick-Your-Ass.html). More info about the band [here.](http://www.arrogant-worms.com/)  
If you actually use this, I will personally email you a copy of the song. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Flipstrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@Flipstrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flipstrip)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-rock-out/323454/42 "2005-09-27T03:37:50Z")

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“Monkey Business” by Skid Row. It definitely rocks, and I don’t think it goes super high.

“Hang On St. Christopher” by Tom Waits, though it was later covered by the Bullet Boys. Very cool lyrics, and very visual if I remember correctly. (Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.)

If you like Megadeth, there’s “Peace Sells, but Who’s Buying,” though Dave Mustaine seems to speak the lyrics more than sing them.

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