# Help me select a new bumper sticker

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 27, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243 "2007-10-27T17:46:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243/41 "2007-11-03T22:17:53Z")

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[“Honk if you have poor impulse control!”](http://store.theonion.com/honk-if-you-have-poor-impulse-control-p-134.html)

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**Author:** ![RedRosesForMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RedRosesForMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedRosesForMe)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243/42 "2007-11-03T22:41:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Shoeless]  
I saw one the other day that made me giggle:

“Jesus is coming. Look busy!”  
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That reminds me of another sticker I saw recently-

I Found Jesus

(He was behind the couch the whole time)

😃

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243/43 "2007-11-03T23:17:44Z")

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Don’t read this, watch the road!

My other car’s a Bugatti Veyron 🆒

Would you like to see your message here?

Help! I’m stuck to this bumper…

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**Author:** ![Bakkup\_Jenna\_Rater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Bakkup\_Jenna\_Rater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakkup_Jenna_Rater)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243/44 "2007-11-03T23:24:53Z")

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Honk if you’re deaf like me.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243/45 "2007-11-04T22:49:14Z")

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“Bumper stickers are not the answer!”

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243/46 "2007-11-05T01:27:59Z")

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Jesus loves you.

Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-select-a-new-bumper-sticker/424243/47 "2007-11-05T03:34:25Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
J\*\*esus loves you. [On the left]

Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole [On the right] \*\*  
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Hilarious!!!

I’d love to put these two on my rear bumper, but we’d have to use my wife’s car to go to church!

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