# Help me stalk this person!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [November 15, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523 "2001-11-15T13:50:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/1 "2001-11-15T13:50:58Z")
Ok, I don’t have any plans to stalk anyone, but hopefully that got your attention :).
I just finished The Longest Journey, and have kinda fallen in love with the main characters voice. Hey, you would too if you’d just listened to it for something like 30 hrs! 'Sides, I’ve got a thing for voices. Someone can seem but ugly, and then open their mouth and my entire view of them changes. And vice versa.
Looking at the cast sheet, it’s an actress name Sarah Hamilton, and judging from the outtakes it’s more or less her normal speaking voice.
Unfortunatly the only info I’ve been able to dig up on her is that other than the Longest Journey she was “Dancer 1” is some movie called Tricks.
All I’m really after is a picture, and maybe some info like birthdate and stuff so I can see what person goes with that voice. Anyone have any info or ideas for places I can look?
I’ve already checked the imdb, and done some google searches.
…man I have WAY too much time on my hands. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/2 "2001-11-15T14:04:27Z")
Misleading thread titles tend to turn any post into a discussion about misleading thread titles rather than the topic at hand. They’re also frowned upon. As a rule, any time you start a post with words to the effect of “Now that I’ve got your attention”, it’s time to reconsider your thread title.
Fenris
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### Author:  [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/3 "2001-11-15T14:19:18Z")
Well, it’s not THAT misleading, but I get your point. I thought I was being really witty and then realised I was coming off like a real weirdo and redid most of the post but the title. My bad 🙂
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/4 "2001-11-15T14:39:50Z")
I once opened a thread in Czar’s kingdom titled “Have You Found Jesus?”. (Before Cafe Society existed.) It was about the Jesus spoilers from last year’s Survivor, the Australian Outback. I thought the title was clever, but no one else did. So there you have it.
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/5 "2001-11-15T16:44:11Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silentgoldfish \*
> \*\*Well, it’s not THAT misleading, but I get your point. I thought I was being really witty and then realised I was coming off like a real weirdo and redid most of the post but the title. My bad 🙂 \*\*
**SilentGoldfish** : No prob, I just wanted to give you a “heads up” for future reference.
At least you didn’t title it “Free sex links! Porn!” or something 😉 😃
Fenris
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### Author:  [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/6 "2001-11-15T17:48:49Z")
Does the Screen Actors Guild have a website, or a directory at the library?
I remember a scene from _To Live and Die in LA_ where the secret service agent finds a fugitive because said fugitive’s girlfriend’s address is listed with SAG.
Might be worth a look.
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### Author:  [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/7 "2001-11-15T17:50:56Z")
Um, wait a minute- I meant just to see her picture, not to go by her house or anything. But you knew that, right?
😃
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### Author:  [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/8 "2001-11-15T20:55:31Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silentgoldfish \*
> **I just finished The Longest Journey**
:eek:
That is too freakin’ scary. Mrs psychogumby just finished playing that game within the last 24 hours too.
Weird.
Oh yeah, the outtakes were pretty amusing too.
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### Author:  [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/9 "2001-11-16T00:19:54Z")
Just tried the SAG website – hadn’t thought of that, thanks! – but no luck there. Lots of stuff about reporting people doing non union work, but nada about searching for actors themselves.
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### Author:  [@Bossk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bossk)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/10 "2001-11-16T06:38:23Z")
Dude, if you’re a real stalker, you’re gonna have to bite the bullet and buy her movie TRICKS on Amazon. The bummer is, it’s 80 bucks.
The other bummer is, she’s billed as Dancer #1 out of 6 or 8 other dancers. Which probably means she doesn’t even have any speaking lines.
So, Mr. Bardo, _what do you do?_
My advice would be to quit the stalker thing and get obsessed with the porn star Sarah _Jane_ Hamilton. A photo search on google brings up some nice images. _Very_ nice.
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### Author:  [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-stalk-this-person/93523/11 "2001-11-16T07:39:37Z")
There’s no real proof that she was even IN that movie. Imbd screws bit part actors up all the time. My old physics teacher is in there from an extra role he had in a b-grade Robert Patrick movie (he’s credited as Jenner Guard 2 in “Decoy”) and he also been credited with writing and directing some documentary he said he’d never heard of.
It’s surprising she’s so elusive ☹