# Help me think of clever placards for the Peace Protests

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 22, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408 "2003-03-22T19:26:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408/41 "2003-03-25T23:09:33Z")

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No way. Tanktops suck. Tanks, however, always get me hot.

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**Author:** ![Montgomery\_Burns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/db5fbb/32.png) [@Montgomery\_Burns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery_Burns)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408/42 "2003-03-26T15:01:57Z")

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To each his own, I guess Eternal. Maybe you haven’t been looking at the right women in the right tank tops (or guys depending on your preference).

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408/43 "2003-03-26T18:29:24Z")

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> “If good people oppose humane wars while evil people support inhumane wars, which side will eventually control the world?”

This is great. Too bad it is too much thinking involved to put it in a bumper sticker.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408/44 "2003-03-27T16:13:57Z")

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No one’s mentioned [The Onion](http://www.theonion.com/onion3911/index.html)’s selection yet. My personal favorite: \*\*I’m Protesting With Stupid ----\> \*\*

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408/45 "2003-03-27T16:35:50Z")

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I liked #3 the best, although I really don’t need a ride home afterwards. And New York usually hires a bus.

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**Author:** ![The\_Punkyova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@The\_Punkyova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Punkyova)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408/46 "2003-03-27T19:18:18Z")

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My favorite one so far is: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-clever-placards-for-the-peace-protests/163408/47 "2003-03-27T19:28:31Z")

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\*\*Don’t Blame Me.  
I Voted For  
Dave Barry ! \*\*

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