# Help me think of famous “threesomes” that kids would understand. SFW only please.

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**Created:** [January 7, 2018, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024 "2018-01-07T03:07:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
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I’m trying to come up with a list of trios that kids (up to young teenagers) might know who are. So far I have:

Huey Duey and Louie  
Larry Moe and Curly  
Greg Peter and Bobby  
Marcia Jan and Cindy  
Father Son and Holy Ghost  
Kirk Spock and McCoy  
Harry Ron and Hermione  
Athos Porthos and Aramis  
And for Epiphany, which is why I need the list:  
Melchior Casper and Balthazar

Real or fictional ideas would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
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Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego

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Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls)  
Yakko, Wakko and Dot (Animaniacs)  
Ed, Edd and Eddy (eponymous cartoon)  
Flora, Fauna and Marryweather (Sleeping Beauty fairies, but featured in some new cartoons more prominently)  
Snap, Crackle, Pop (Rice Krispies dudes)  
Alvin, Simon, Theodore (chipmunks)

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nm, simul-Ninjaed!

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Peter Paul and Mary  
The Three Amigos(/Caballeros)

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**Author:** ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024/6 "2018-01-07T03:37:45Z")

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Han Leia and Luke  
They’ve probably heard of the Three Musketeers, though they’d unlikely know them by name.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024/7 "2018-01-07T03:38:59Z")

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Luke, Leia & Han  
Jill, Kelly and Sabrina (or whatever they were called in the movie).  
Amy, Penny and Bernadette  
The Bee Gees  
Destiny’s Child  
Anne, Emily and Charlotte Bronte  
Wendy, Michael and John (the kids from _Peter Pan_)

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024/8 "2018-01-07T03:40:02Z")

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Esther, Mordechai, Haman (Story of Purim)

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GM, Ford and Chrysler.  
BMW, Mercedes and Volkswagen.  
Honda, Suzuki and Yamaha.  
BSA, Triumph and Norton.

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Suzzy Maggie and Terre (Roche)  
Geddy Alex and Neil (Rush)  
Chad Mike and Mike (Mitchell Trio)

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego

I won a three-horse parlay on them. 😉

My contribution:

The Three Little Pigs.  
The Three Bears–Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and Baby Bear, of the Goldilocks story.  
Any of the animals in “Incredible Journey” films: Luath, Bodger, Tao (1963 movie); Chance, Shadow, Sassy (1993 movie).

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024/12 "2018-01-07T03:55:19Z")

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Manny Moe and Jack (Pep Boys)

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024/13 "2018-01-07T04:02:26Z")

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Ninja’d on Manny, Moe and Jack (Pep Boys)  
Groucho, Chico and Harpo (Marx bros)  
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (from 1966 movie)  
Three blind mice  
Executive, Legislative, Judicial (branches of sometimes functional government)  
Three Strikes Law  
Faith, Hope, Charity  
Newton’s Laws of Motion  
Charlie’s Angels

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Nasty, Brutish, and Short

I know, sounds like a law firm.

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Past, present, and future  
Electron, proton, and neutron  
Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman  
Chico, Groucho, Harpo  
Jack, Janet, and Chrissy  
Ferris, Cameron, and Sloane  
Charlie’s Angels: Jill, Kelly, and Sabrina or Alex, Dylan, and Natalie depending on what era you’re from  
Beyonce Knowles, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams  
Barry, Maurice, and Robin Gibb  
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

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The butcher, the baker and the candle-stick maker

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Larry, Darrell, and Darrell

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024/18 "2018-01-07T04:19:40Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Nasty, Brutish, and Short
> 
> I know, sounds like a law firm.

For that matter, how about Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Attorneys-at-Law?

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024/19 "2018-01-07T04:57:38Z")

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Looking to see if the doper named after the ear bones posted but he did not. So. . .

Malleus, incus, and stapes.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-think-of-famous-threesomes-that-kids-would-understand-sfw-only-please/806024/20 "2018-01-07T05:22:38Z")

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George, George, and Jeb

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