# Help me think of famous “threesomes” that kids would understand. SFW only please.

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[Two Guys and Guy](http://www.twogag.com/)

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Richie, Potsie, and Ralph.  
Samantha, Darrin, and Tabitha.

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Bolt, Mittens, and Rhino.  
Inspector Gadget, Penny, and Brain.  
Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain from their eponymous spin-off.

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> I’m trying to come up with a list of trios that kids (up to young teenagers) might know who are. So far I have:
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> Huey Duey and Louie  
> Larry Moe and Curly  
> Greg Peter and Bobby  
> Marcia Jan and Cindy  
> Father Son and Holy Ghost  
> Kirk Spock and McCoy  
> Harry Ron and Hermione  
> Athos Porthos and Aramis  
> And for Epiphany, which is why I need the list:  
> Melchior Casper and Balthazar
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> Real or fictional ideas would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Comma, comma, and period. 😉

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Reading, writing, and arithmetic

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Atropos, Clotho and Lachesis, the three Fates.  
Alecto, Megaera and Tisphone, the Erinyes or Furies.  
Urd, Verdandi and Skuld, the three Norns.

A lot of female troikas in mythology.

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Tom, Dick and Harry  
Hook, line and sinker  
Shake, Rattle and Roll  
Mrs Whatsit, Mrs Which and Mrs Who  
Ready, set, go

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The Sanderson sisters - Winifred, Mary & Sarah  
Middle schoolers would also likely be familiar with _Macbeth_ and the Three Witches who inspired the above trio.

Bart, Lisa & Maggie Simpson  
Venkman, Ray & Egon (at least until Winston joined)  
Wynken, Blynken & Nod  
Three Wise Monkeys (See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil)  
The Sun, the Moon and the Stars  
Edward, Jacob and Bella  
Stop, Drop and Roll (fire safety)

Many movies are in trilogies, e.g. _Back to the Future_.

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Clark, Lois, and Jimmy.

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Me, myself, and I.

If we can name any trio of singers/musicians (Peter, Paul, Mary), can we name any other?

Kingston Trio.

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Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato?

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I think most people here have missed this part of the OP:  
“Up to young teenagers”.

Things like Brady Bunch, Three’s Company, The Marx Brothers, Happy Days, Bewitched, Kingston Trio… c’mon, you’re kidding, right? I’d say that my 14 year old wouldn’t recognize the majority of this list.

Mario, Luigi, Wario  
Paper, Rock, Scissors  
Jessie, James, Meowth  
Victor, Yuri, Yuri  
Mustard, Ketchup, Mayo  
Scully, Mike, Boo  
Timon, Pumba,Simba  
Kevin, Stuart, Bob (minions)

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For some of them, why not? The Brady Bunch, Bewitched, Three’s Company, Happy Days, still air regularly in syndication. It’s not as if kids today don’t get a chance to watch them.

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Colonel Mustard, in the Billiard Room, with the Candlestick?

I may be doing this wrong.

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Mickey, Donald, and Goofy.  
Bugs, Daffy, and Elmer. (It’s rabbit season!)

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Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Future.

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The three musketeers might be a bit confusing for little kids, given that the protagonist D’Artagnan was not one of the three.

For discussions about adoption, don’t mention Larry, Darryl and Darryl. [- YouTube](https://youtu.be/Mjl6bh9oFGo?t=2m46s)

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Niña, Pinta and Santa Maria

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> [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](#):
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> I think most people here have missed this part of the OP:  
> “Up to young teenagers”.
> 
> Things like Brady Bunch, Three’s Company, The Marx Brothers, Happy Days, Bewitched, Kingston Trio… c’mon, you’re kidding, right? I’d say that my 14 year old wouldn’t recognize the majority of this list.

That’s what I was thinking. Some of the trios mentioned would have been common knowledge to kids _of an earlier generation_. Today’s kids—_some_ of them might know about them, but they won’t be part of the general culture.

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> For that matter, how about Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Attorneys-at-Law?

or their physicians, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard. Or the soldiers, Duck, Dodge, and Hyde. Or the reporters, Press, Press, and Pull.

Others:  
Abraham, Martin, and John  
IRT, BMT, IND  
Benelux  
My Three Sons

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