# Help me to find and old Hustler cartoon (nasty) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594 "2003-11-21T23:11:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/1 "2003-11-21T23:11:20Z")
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Some years ago I saw a cartoon in **Hustler Magazine** \*, very comic, which depicts a big fat guy, pants down, with a huger (really huge) hole in his ass, photographing a big amount of shit emerging from the toilet. Some of you folks would know how to find this cartoon (maybe in the web but I can’t find it, Hustler’s site looks like any of those complex sex sites), because I’ve been telling around my friends about it for years. \ ***Disclaimer: I’m not a fan of Hustler Magazine or any mag of that kind.** ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/2 "2003-11-22T02:48:05Z")
Possibly not the same cartoon, but I remember a Hustler where a gross fat housewife has left a two-foot high pile of shit in the toilet bowl, and is announcing proudly to her family “Hey everyone! I’ve lost five pounds!” ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/3 "2003-11-22T15:44:52Z")
You could ask for it in the Hustler newsgroup on Usenet. ---
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/4 "2003-11-22T22:48:40Z")
Thank you, but can you believe that I don’t know how to use Usenet? May I find that newsgroup with Google? ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/5 "2003-11-22T23:09:45Z")
Nope, they don’t carry binary newsgroups. But they do have ever news post that was ever written. Netscape & IE both support binary newsgroups, but Outlook is better & all three have instructions on how to use them for news. There is only one Hustler newsgroup that I can see, its part of the alt.binaries\* section. ---
**Author:** ![DaPearl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@DaPearl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaPearl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/6 "2003-11-22T23:11:56Z")
Umm…why do you want to see this cartoon again? ---
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/7 "2003-11-24T08:03:21Z")
I said it in my OP. Whenever a conversation brings the subject of Hustler, I remember the cartoon (made me laugh), and I tell about it to my friends, I only want to share it with them. ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/8 "2003-11-24T13:52:32Z")
\*\*Grousser, \*\* that is amazing. I’ve bought _maybe_ two issues of Hustler in my entire life, and I distinctly remember that cartoon being in one of them. Have to say, though, I don’t share your nostalgia for it. 🙂 One of the grossest f–king drawings I’ve ever seen. There were boobies, though, on the other pages. That was neat. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/9 "2003-11-24T21:00:21Z")
There was one Hustler cartoon, a real life poster actually, that I’ve often thought about. Unfortunately, due to its controversial nature, there is no way in hell I’d ask about it on this board. It would just result in a meltdown as the various offenderati (sp?) berated me as to why I’d ever want to see it again. ---
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/10 "2003-11-24T23:28:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Moody Bastard \* > \*\*Have to say, though, I don’t share your nostalgia for it. 🙂 One of the grossest f–king drawings I’ve ever seen. > > There were boobies, though, on the other pages. That was neat. \*\* Come on… I don’t want it for cute. Only made me laugh, that’s all. By the way, **DaPearl** ’s question made me think that I never should have posted this in the first place. Not complaining, but I think that most of us are mature adults, instead of sex maniacs or perverts. Wouldn’t want to think that an old joke will turn in odd ways. Read the disclaimer in my OP and that’s all, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/11 "2003-11-25T00:57:03Z")
Well, you can look through this site for it, just input a keyword, say, ‘hustler’ : [http://images.google.com/](http://images.google.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/12 "2003-11-25T01:03:28Z")
Thanks, **handy**. Be sure that with my previous post, I didn’t mean you or those who helped. ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/13 "2003-11-25T14:41:21Z")
Favorite caption from a Hustler cartoon: “I thinks I needs a bigger cup.” ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/14 "2003-11-25T16:39:09Z")
I like their cartoon of a braille Hustler, its easy to find at that link I posted. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/15 "2003-11-25T16:49:02Z")
Say **Handy** … You probably already know and what’s more, you probably don’t really care. But in case you don’t know and do care, I thought I’d let you know. There’s some folks [in this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225246) that seem to be upset with you. Note: I did post in the thread with an idea. But it was not specifically regarding you. It was just a thought. 🙂 See ya, t/k. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/16 "2003-11-25T16:51:59Z")
and **Grousser** Sorry for the interruption. I’m gonna look for your funny a few minutes. BBS ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/17 "2003-11-25T16:56:42Z")
and **Handy** that Google image link is the search I was going to use. It’s got some good stuff. I don’t know why but I only started using it recently. ~later ---
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/18 "2003-11-25T22:52:07Z")
Oh, bye-bye, **handy**. At least one of your last posts was good intended (I hope). ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/19 "2003-11-26T01:49:03Z")
Damn, I just got back home and I see **Handy** is gone. I’m glad my last words to him weren’t cold. I’m afraid I saw it coming though. My warning must’ve been too little/too late. **Grousser** did ya get what you were looking for? ---
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-to-find-and-old-hustler-cartoon-nasty/214594/20 "2003-11-26T02:02:54Z")
No, **t-keela**. But I’ve done in asking for it, some people around started to believe I’m obssesed or a nasty maniac or something like that, which I’m not. Let this thread vanish and if you find it anywhere, please send me a private email. Thanks for your attentions.