# Help me turn evil **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454 "2001-10-10T00:19:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/41 "2001-10-13T14:31:54Z")
Cease your antics, or I may be forced to assault you with the U.S. Postal System! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/42 "2001-10-13T14:58:47Z")
Steal someone’s OS idea. Market it to within an inch of it’s life, making sure all or most programs will only run using this OS. Release Windows NT. BTW, **Geobabe** it was I who told you to use your powers only for good. But then I recanted. These amateur Evil Overloads will fall to their knees when the Doper Babes in Mini-skirts arrive. Especially if we arrive dancing on bar tops. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/43 "2001-10-13T15:11:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > BTW, **Geobabe** it was I who told you to use your powers only for good. But then I recanted. These amateur Evil Overloads will fall to their knees when the Doper Babes in Mini-skirts arrive. Especially if we arrive dancing on bar tops. **Biggirl** , I am so glad to finally have that cleared up. I was a little concerned about that, after all, but now we can proceed with our plan to have Doper Chicks take over the world. It is a beautiful, beautiful thing. Y’know what, **Grok** , somehow I don’t think a banjo-wielding PE teacher can quite rise to the same level of evil as a mass of miniskirt-clad Doper-Babes. Sorry. But you can be one of our minions if you want! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/44 "2001-10-13T16:29:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Y’know what, Grok, somehow I don’t think a banjo-wielding PE teacher can quite rise to the same level of evil as a mass of miniskirt-clad Doper-Babes. Ah, but a banjo-playing PE teacher _clad in a miniskirt?_ Now **that’s** evil. ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/45 "2001-10-13T16:34:06Z")
[SNL]\*\* I want to put my evil inside you \*\*[/SNL] ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/46 "2001-10-13T17:51:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\* Ah, but a banjo-playing PE teacher _clad in a miniskirt?_ Now **that’s** evil. \*\* I’d pay good money to see **Grok** in a miniskirt. ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/47 "2001-10-13T23:02:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > > \*\* Ah, but a banjo-playing PE teacher _clad in a miniskirt?_ Now **that’s** evil. \*\* > > I’d pay good money to see **Grok** in a miniskirt. \*\* Bidding begins at $50.00. And **Creaky** is NOT allowed to bid! If it goes over $100, I’ll do the whole thing on a unicycle. I wonder if this is how Dr. Evil got started… ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/48 "2001-10-13T23:10:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > > \*\* Ah, but a banjo-playing PE teacher _clad in a miniskirt?_ Now **that’s** evil. \*\* > > I’d pay good money to see **Grok** in a miniskirt. \*\* Bidding begins at $50.00. And **Creaky** is NOT allowed to bid! If it goes over $100, I’ll do the whole thing on a unicycle. I wonder if this is how Dr. Evil got started… ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/49 "2001-10-14T20:25:44Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > I’d pay good money to see **Grok** in a miniskirt. \*\* Bidding begins at $50.00. And **Creaky** is NOT allowed to bid! …I wonder if this is how Dr. Evil got started… \*\* [/QUOTE] Whaddaya mean, I can’t bid? No fair, man! And as far as Dr. Evil’s origins… Don’t forget four years in Evil Medical School, Buster! _That’s_ how he got started. Never mind three years of Evil Residency… Mmmm… evil residents… ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454/50 "2001-10-15T20:08:19Z")
Looks like you might have to scale the auction downward a little bit, punkin. And maybe reconsider your bidding restrictions. I’ll get things started. I bid $1.00 (hey, I’m unemployed). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-turn-evil/86454.md?page=2)