# Help me with a first season Sopranos quote.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 15, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612 "2007-11-15T23:15:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/1 "2007-11-15T23:15:47Z")

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I think it was the last episode of the season.

Tony Soprano: “Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus and \_\_\_\_\_\_ got us to this point.”

Or words to that effect.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/2 "2007-11-15T23:17:39Z")

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[QUOTE=River Hippie]  
I think it was the last episode of the season.

Tony Soprano: “Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus and \_\_\_\_\_\_ got us to this point.”

Or words to that effect.  
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“Psychiatry”.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/3 "2007-11-15T23:34:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Chefguy]  
“Psychiatry”.  
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Thanks! I tried Google and IMDb and didn’t find it.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/4 "2007-11-15T23:37:35Z")

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[QUOTE=River Hippie]  
Thanks! I tried Google and IMDb and didn’t find it.  
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I did a Yahoo search with the words sopranos and cunnilingus. It was the first hit.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/5 "2007-11-16T01:02:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Chefguy]  
I did a Yahoo search with the words sopranos and cunnilingus. It was the first hit.  
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Didn’t think to put the c word in the search, just went with Sopranos quotes. Thanks again.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/6 "2007-11-16T01:31:23Z")

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Check this out, if you ever need a sopranos quote (you can search without joining):

[HBO Favorite Lines Site](http://boards.hbo.com/topic/Sopranos-Hbo-Official/Favorite-Lines/700006779).

I advise you to search 'cause if you try to read it, the threadshitting and hijacks will give you cancer of the eyeballs.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/7 "2007-11-16T01:43:48Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Check this out, if you ever need a sopranos quote.  
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That reminded me of another of my favorites

**Tony Soprano:** Where the fuck have you been? You’re late!

**Christopher:** Sorry, the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.

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**Author:** ![Zambini57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4491bb/32.png) [@Zambini57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zambini57)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/8 "2007-11-16T02:09:29Z")

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One of my favorites from the “Pine Barrens” episode:  
Tony: (on cellphone) It’s a bad connection so I’m gonna talk fast. The guy you’re looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Chechen rebels single-handed!

Paulie: Get the fuck outta here.

Tony: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy’s like a Russian Green Beret. He can not come back and tell his story. You understand?

Paulie: I hear you.

Paulie: (to Chris) You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

Chris: Geez, his apartment looked like shit.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/9 "2007-11-16T04:15:21Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
cancer of the eyeballs.  
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Paulie, is that you?

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**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-a-first-season-sopranos-quote/426612/10 "2007-11-16T10:55:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Zambini57]  
One of my favorites from the “Pine Barrens” episode:  
Tony: (on cellphone) It’s a bad connection so I’m gonna talk fast. The guy you’re looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Chechen rebels single-handed!

Paulie: Get the fuck outta here.

Tony: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy’s like a Russian Green Beret. He can not come back and tell his story. You understand?

Paulie: I hear you.

Paulie: (to Chris) You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

Chris: Geez, his apartment looked like shit.  
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I about died from laughter when I saw the fat guy in his Elmer Fudd outfit.
