# Help me with bacon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-bacon/259285>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 11, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-bacon/259285 "2004-08-11T00:00:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-bacon/259285/41 "2026-04-08T17:46:15Z")

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After 22 years it might be a non issue.

Are you having bacon for breakfast, perhaps?  
Seems to be forefront on your mind today. 🥓 🐖

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-bacon/259285/42 "2026-04-08T17:47:56Z")

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wrong thread

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-bacon/259285/43 "2026-04-08T19:20:07Z")

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Tee hee. That was too funny.

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