# Help me with my MST3K addiction.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-my-mst3k-addiction/60433 "2001-04-02T02:09:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-my-mst3k-addiction/60433/21 "2001-04-04T01:15:57Z")
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the Till I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will… I’m hired… I hope I don’t get fired In forty years I’ll be retired! But for now I’m simply hired Been ridin’ on this old train been ridin’ it all night I think I’ll go to the club car and get myself a bite This tuna melt sammich Sure tastes quite nice it comes with cole slaw and pickle and I must say that it’s reasonably priced Have you ever touched a Post-It note Have you ever looked at boots Have you ever sat down in a chair Have you ever used a paper clip Now you’re getting it little buddy But now we must move on Godzilla’s not the only one to benefit from the A Bomb Oh sure-there’s Auntie Ness of Scotland’s Loch They married in the spring and their first born was Gadzooky And now we begin to sing! ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-my-mst3k-addiction/60433/22 "2002-11-19T17:45:38Z")
Go to [The MST3K Digital Archive Project](http://www.dapcentral.org/index.php). It’s just on the sunny side of leagality, to answer that question. It has been endorsed by several of the MST people, most recently by Mary Jo Pehl. Free downloads of every episode that is not commercially available! ---
**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-my-mst3k-addiction/60433/23 "2002-11-19T18:08:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jekeira \* > \*\*Monster rips evil scientist’s assistant’s arm off. \*\* “So much for the semaphore lessons…” I literally fell out of my chair laughing at that line… 😃 [The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 1](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006RJCL/qid=1037729445/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-7445524-9767210) is now available, as are many of the individual eps. ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-my-mst3k-addiction/60433/24 "2002-11-19T18:15:31Z")
There is a raffle for that DVD collection going on at the DAP as well. > [@](#): > > \ Buck Plankchest! \ Stump Chunkman! \ Dirk Hardpec! \ Rip Steakface! \ Slate Slabrock! \ Crud Bonemeal! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-my-mst3k-addiction/60433/25 "2002-11-20T07:38:45Z")
The only thing sadder than seeing a resurrected nearly two year old thread is seeing that I posted to it back when it was new. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-my-mst3k-addiction/60433.md?page=1)