# Help me with this stupid idiotic dumb jerky game!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 14, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513 "2006-07-14T18:58:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/41 "2006-07-14T20:40:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Antigen]  
Googling isn’t cheating! We’re resourceful, that’s all.

So why the hell does the 18 –\> 19 page keep bringing me back to the 18 page?  
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nvm that, how did you get off of 17?

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**Author:** ![xnylder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbce88/32.png) [@xnylder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xnylder)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/42 "2006-07-14T20:41:45Z")

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[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek]  
nvm that, how did you get off of 17?  
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1, 1, 2, 3, 5…

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/43 "2006-07-14T20:47:58Z")

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[QUOTE=xnylder]  
1, 1, 2, 3, 5…  
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eww…

Thanks

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/44 "2006-07-14T20:53:41Z")

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[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek]  
Gah…

Ok, I cheated; I google’d the phrase  
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Oh bugger.

It looked like unpronounceable gibberish. I should have guessed it was Welsh. :smack: 😛

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/45 "2006-07-14T20:56:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
Oh bugger.

It looked like unpronounceable gibberish. I should have guessed it was Welsh. :smack: 😛  
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_waitaminute!_ That’s a real language? 😕  
😉

ok, so how do I get off of 20?

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**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/46 "2006-07-14T20:56:28Z")

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[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek]  
See? They…messed up their own pattern. They finished the phrase for thirteen, instead of using the first part of the phrase for 14.  
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Dude, that seriously pisses me off, for the reason you gave. It doesn’t fit at _all_ with the rest of the thing up till then. Grr. And is that some common phrase that’s passed me by?

I feel better about not figuring it out now.

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**Author:** ![xnylder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbce88/32.png) [@xnylder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xnylder)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/47 "2006-07-14T20:57:02Z")

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I’m stuck on 21–\>22 now.

I thought it should be orziot\_orj.html, but that doesn’t work.

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/48 "2006-07-14T20:57:41Z")

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[QUOTE=zweisamkeit]  
And is that some common phrase that’s passed me by?  
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Nah. Google is my friend! 😃

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/49 "2006-07-14T21:04:13Z")

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Um. I’m not getting the 6th one.  
00000

Is it six zeroes? I tried that. Apparently, I’m not up to snuff with this right yet.

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/50 "2006-07-14T21:05:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Um. I’m not getting the 6th one.  
00000

Is it six zeroes? I tried that. Apparently, I’m not up to snuff with this right yet.  
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Those aren’t zeroes.

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/51 "2006-07-14T21:12:14Z")

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How do you get off of 20!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/52 "2006-07-14T21:15:01Z")

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[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek]  
Those aren’t zeroes.  
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That explains it.

Stupid fonts.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/53 "2006-07-14T21:16:19Z")

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[QUOTE=xnylder]  
I’m stuck on 21–\>22 now.

I thought it should be orziot\_orj.html, but that doesn’t work.

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Now now, those letters are shifted by only 21 places, aren’t they?

on #20–\>21check the properties of the picture file

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/54 "2006-07-14T21:20:17Z")

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For 15-\>16, I’m trying:

[spoiler]For 15-\>16, I’m trying:

[http://n.nfshost.com/…\_](http://n.nfshost.com/%E2%80%A6_)…_-…-_-_._._-…html or [http://n.nfshost.com/…\_](http://n.nfshost.com/%E2%80%A6_)…_-…-_-_._._-.html; neither is working for me. Instead, on the error page, it re-lists the url as “[http://n.nfshost.com/…\_](http://n.nfshost.com/%E2%80%A6_)…_-…-_-_._.\_-.html”

WHat am I doing wrong?

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/55 "2006-07-14T21:21:38Z")

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So much for spoilers! ☹

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/56 "2006-07-14T21:24:49Z")

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Okay, I’m currently stuck at 20, trying to get to 21…

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**Author:** ![Stainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stainz)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/57 "2006-07-14T21:27:08Z")

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i’m stuck on the invisible nine one … help?

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/58 "2006-07-14T21:31:22Z")

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The invisible part is just hiding the clue–it’s not part of the clue.  
Daniel

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**Author:** ![Stainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stainz)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/59 "2006-07-14T21:37:07Z")

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Okay … hmmm … ohhhh I figured it out!

Now I am stuck on the next one (ten).

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-with-this-stupid-idiotic-dumb-jerky-game/364513/60 "2006-07-14T21:38:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness]  
For 15-\>16, I’m trying:  
For 15-\>16, I’m trying:  
…  
WHat am I doing wrong?

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**LHOD** …

[spoiler]Your first URL looks correct, but when I copy and paste it out of your spoiler box into my browser, the first “dot” in the morse code part shows up as a weird vertical bar. Try erasing, then retyping, that first morse code character. Looks like maybe you copy/pasted from the page and picked up a weird “invisible” ascii character in the process.

But your first URL appears correct. The final morse code letter ends with a dot, then you should have the extra “dot” as part of the “.html”  
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