# Help, my jaw has fallen and it can't get up

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-jaw-has-fallen-and-it-cant-get-up/471045 "2008-11-04T14:04:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-jaw-has-fallen-and-it-cant-get-up/471045/41 "2008-11-05T05:21:15Z")

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That’s the secret-Muslim Communist agenda. I’m talking about the _Gay Agenda_.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-jaw-has-fallen-and-it-cant-get-up/471045/42 "2008-11-05T12:21:58Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> What is this **Gay Agenda** I keep hearing about, anyway? I asked **Sampiro** about it once, and he just mumbled something about soft furnishings.
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> Seriously, help me out here. What is it? Banning paisley?

I think it may have something to do with not being treated as subhuman freaks whose very existence offends god. But I’m open to being wrong on that.

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