# Help!  My wife is a Christian!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-is-a-christian/143134>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 16, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-is-a-christian/143134 "2002-12-16T18:53:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-is-a-christian/143134/21 "2002-12-17T18:00:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
> \*\ ***Genseric** - I think you misunderstand me. You asked: So, given the first paragraph, I’ve been discussing _Christians in general_, not just my wife and me.
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> Now she and I, we’ve had intense counseling, plastic surgery, and gene therapy so that, except for differences specifically related to sexual physiology, we’re completely identical. 😃  
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Well, not exactly misunderstood, _per se_. The first paragraph was responding to **Heloise** ’s post, and the bit in your post where you referred to Christians in a general fashion. The following paragraph was intended by me to steer it back onto what I thought was the intended topic, you and your wife. Nevertheless, since it’s your thread, you are of course free to take it anywhere you want to go. Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-is-a-christian/143134/22 "2002-12-17T18:18:52Z")

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My wife turned me into a Christian.

[sub]I never believed in HELL until I married her…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-is-a-christian/143134/23 "2002-12-18T23:20:01Z")

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> And I should mention that all Christians like telling jokes that cause listeners, especially good-looking redheads, to snort pizza out their nose, especially if it involves veggie toppings.

I’m still having a problem getting all the mozzarella out, though.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-is-a-christian/143134/24 "2002-12-19T00:11:24Z")

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**RT** I’m telling! Christians aren’t supposed to have a wry sense of humor.

Heretic!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-is-a-christian/143134/25 "2002-12-19T00:56:55Z")

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How about a mozzarella-and-tomato-sauce-with-veggies-on-pizza-crust sense of humor? 😉

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