# Help my wife name her tie-dye vending business!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 28, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180 "2015-03-28T02:43:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/1 "2015-03-28T02:43:55Z")

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Hey everybody!

My wife is a very talented tie-dye artist, and she’s looking for a name for her fledgling vendor business. She’s going to do her first festival vending this summer but needs a good name first. She’s had no luck coming up with an original name that suits her style so we’re hoping you guys might be able to help us come up with something!

Her favorite she came up with was ‘The Girl with Kaleidoscope Dyes’ but that is unfortunately taken.

No guarantees that she’ll use something from here, but if she does, the poster that does come up with the winning name will receive a custom tie-dye after discussing colors, style etc with her by email.

So let’s hear your ideas.

Her style is fairly ‘traditional’ high end tie-dye, but she also does mandalas, tapestries, and lots of baby t-shirts and onesies as well.

Thanks for your help!

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**Author:** ![Why\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b782af/32.png) [@Why\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_Child)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/2 "2015-03-28T02:59:12Z")

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Ties To Dye For

Dyes To Tie For

Tees to Dye For

I’ll Dye For You (or) I’d Dye For You

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/3 "2015-03-28T03:04:09Z")

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Lady Dye.

Pure, simple and evocative of a certain princess.

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**Author:** ![Why\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b782af/32.png) [@Why\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_Child)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/4 "2015-03-28T03:05:08Z")

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I Only Have Dyes For You.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/5 "2015-03-28T03:09:16Z")

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Dye Hard

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/6 "2015-03-28T03:10:45Z")

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Motley With A Twist.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/7 "2015-03-28T03:11:44Z")

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Fit to be dyed

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/8 "2015-03-28T03:12:36Z")

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Twist Ties

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**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/9 "2015-03-28T03:26:21Z")

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Brown Dyed Girl  
Place de la Resist-ance  
I came, I saw, Ikat  
Liquid Art  
Dye of the Tiger  
Beauty is in the Dye of the Beholder  
All Dyes on You  
Fit to be tied  
Knot Now  
Return to the Fold

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/10 "2015-03-28T03:28:48Z")

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Batting An Eye Tie-Dye.

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**Author:** ![Why\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b782af/32.png) [@Why\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_Child)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/11 "2015-03-28T03:31:01Z")

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Mai Tai Dye

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**Author:** ![X.L.Lent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a5b964/32.png) [@X.L.Lent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X.L.Lent)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/12 "2015-03-28T03:55:56Z")

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Private Dyes

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/13 "2015-03-28T04:13:55Z")

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Batik Boutique - except I’m sure someone has that name.

Dye Me Up, Dye Me Down

Dye Me Kangaroo Down Sport

Dave’s Not Here

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/14 "2015-03-28T04:17:14Z")

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Dye-dactic Duds.

ETA: Dye-nasty Duds.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/15 "2015-03-28T04:20:10Z")

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The Dyearchy (include a pair of crowns in the logo)  
Dyenamic Printing & Design  
Spiral Colours  
\<name\>'s Discount Batik, Live Bait, & Internet 🙂  
Cosmodye  
MandalaDye  
Dippity Do Dye  
Dye or Dye Not; There Is No Try  
Shirts, Flirts, & Quirks  
Oh Wow Shirts  
To Dye and Be Reborn

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/16 "2015-03-28T04:24:48Z")

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Tie me up and dye me?  
Tie it up and dye?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/17 "2015-03-28T04:27:18Z")

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Pretty Tragic: Dyed By Her Own Hand

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/18 "2015-03-28T04:30:48Z")

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Born to dye. …Kinda creepy I know.

The Grateful Dyed. Kinda creepy too, but may generate a ‘following’

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/19 "2015-03-28T04:39:42Z")

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You Should Dye It

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/20 "2015-03-28T04:41:53Z")

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_Tie-Dye or not Tie-Dye_.

_Waxing Colourful_

_We all DYE down here._

😃

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