# Help my wife name her tie-dye vending business!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 28, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180 "2015-03-28T02:43:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/21 "2015-03-28T05:08:11Z")

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Dyes that Bind.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/22 "2015-03-28T05:52:30Z")

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Sky High Tie Dye  
Irresistible (I guess the meaning doesn’t really work)  
Hello, Gooddye  
G’dye, mate! (Okay, so she would hate this within 3.2 seconds)  
Classic Tie Dye  
Tie Dye Traditions  
Purely Tie Dye

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/23 "2015-03-28T06:31:21Z")

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Time and Tie Dye  
Cut and Dyed

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/24 "2015-03-28T07:22:10Z")

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A Twist Before Dying

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/25 "2015-03-28T07:58:00Z")

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_That Hippie Chick From The Craft Fair on Hwy 80_

_That Hippie Chick Next to the Hand-Dipped Candle Booth_

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/26 "2015-03-28T08:07:47Z")

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Live and Let Dye

Psychadyelic Fashions

The Technicolor Washbin

LSDye

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/27 "2015-03-28T08:11:09Z")

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Or just _That Hippie Chick With the Boss Tye-Dyes_

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**Author:** ![SJL4041](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@SJL4041](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SJL4041)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/28 "2015-03-28T08:31:51Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Live and Let Dye

Boo. I was going to suggest a suite of Bond tie-ins:

Dye Another Day  
Tomorrow Never Dyes  
You Only Dye Twice

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**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/29 "2015-03-28T10:44:39Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Lady Dye.
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> Pure, simple and evocative of a certain princess.

Definitely the best one.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/30 "2015-03-28T12:31:29Z")

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For your Dyes Only.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/31 "2015-03-28T12:41:51Z")

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I suppose she doesn’t want

[name]'s tie dyes

By the way, I don’t know if it’s allowed on this board, but it if it is, I’d be interested in shopping at your wife’s business.

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/32 "2015-03-28T12:41:54Z")

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Something simple, I think.

Kaleidoscope

Just Color

Stains & Swirls

Twisted Hue

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/33 "2015-03-28T12:47:28Z")

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One more: Color of Love

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/34 "2015-03-28T13:21:37Z")

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Roll Up and Dye 😉  
Polychromasia  
Spatter & Smudge (you know, like the name of a law firm…)

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/35 "2015-03-28T14:44:06Z")

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Dye the Knot

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/36 "2015-03-28T14:52:45Z")

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The Superkaleidedelictechnopsychotropic Tye Dye Shop™

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/37 "2015-03-28T15:09:41Z")

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Only The Good Dye Young

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/38 "2015-03-28T16:12:55Z")

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These are great! Keep them coming!

The music tie ins (ha!) are great. She’s into most roots and jam based music but her favorite by far is Phish.

Those that commented on possibly shopping with her, thank you. we haven’t yet set up an online presence but if you pm I can put you in touch with her directly. Let me check with mods before I say more though.

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**Author:** ![mack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/39 "2015-03-28T16:25:53Z")

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Dyer On the Mountain

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-my-wife-name-her-tie-dye-vending-business/716180/40 "2015-03-28T16:31:07Z")

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50 Shades of Tye-Dye

> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> By the way, I don’t know if it’s allowed on this board, but it if it is, I’d be interested in shopping at your wife’s business.

I too would be interested.

Also, will we get the usual Doper Discount of two goats? SSDI only allows me one goat a month, but I did get a deal on sheep from another Doper once.😃

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