# Help name a gay-bowling team. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 19, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894 "2002-12-19T21:06:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/81 "2002-12-31T13:53:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pravnik \* > \*\ ***Four Wills with No Grace** \*\* Or Four Willies and No Grace. Whatever name you choose, your motto can be: No that there’s anything wrong with that! ---
**Author:** ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/82 "2002-12-31T16:58:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \* > As of Friday Night, they hadn’t picked their new name yet, but I lobbied a little for a few of my favorites…namely: > **… Split or Swallow?..** Wow! I can’t tell you how excited I am to have earned this honor. This makes my day, probably my week. Sadly, this is true despite the fact that it is New Year’s Eve ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/83 "2003-01-16T18:39:09Z")
I know this is really late, but, inspiration hit and I had to post it.: \*\*The Wrong Pronoun \*\* I thought it was funny ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/84 "2003-01-16T19:08:29Z")
I may be biased but I still like the Jeff Strykers. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/85 "2003-01-16T19:52:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Surreal \* > \*\*I don’t know if this is such a good idea for a thread here. Do we really have to make jokes at other people’s expense? \*\* From one who is ADMITTEDLY in Gobbler’s Knob PA. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/86 "2003-01-16T21:31:22Z")
If you guys are religious you could call yourselves the Holy Rollers, wait, I mean the Rolley Holers. I like that - The Rolley Holers. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/87 "2003-01-16T22:19:32Z")
Okay JohnBckWLD, I didn’t revive this thread, but I’m glad it’s back…WHAT DID THEY DECIDE??? ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/88 "2003-01-16T23:04:33Z")
The Earl Anth-on-knees Too obscure? ---
**Author:** ![Brent-McDowell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brent-McDowell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brent-McDowell)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/89 "2021-04-10T12:23:48Z")
Dude, you need to calm down. The bros are just trying to have fun. Like the OP originally said. “The Suck! Literally and figuratively” if they want to make up a funny gay name let them! As my partner always says : “If you’re not paying my bills or giving me pipe, your opinion doesn’t matter!” Btw I’m a bottom from PA if you’re ever in the area and want to hit up the lanes some time 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/90 "2021-04-10T23:35:14Z")
Can I point and laugh at the [redacted] who revived an 18-year old thread? Hell, this thread is old enough to legally have sex with. Har-de-har-har. Welcome to the community. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/91 "2021-04-10T23:55:54Z")
In case the above response didn’t make it clear, @Brent-McDowell, you found a discussion which was started (and ended) over 18 years ago, and revived it in order to criticize a post that was made in 2002. ---
**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/92 "2021-04-11T00:18:58Z")
“Bowling’s Gay” Yes, I know it’s a zombie but that name is for the ages. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-a-gay-bowling-team/143894/93 "2021-04-11T04:54:21Z")
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