I’m not having any more kids, but if I did, they would be Hester and Vladimir.
Sylvester. Works equally well for a boy or a girl.
Well, it would work excellently if your last name was Torque.
Throatwarbler Mangrove! (But spelled Luxury Yacht)
I don’t think Ichabod is currently overly used.
Yosemite or how about Yosemity to be cute.
Allopecia (al oh pee’ shiuh)
Daphne (or Daffney)
Calgon
Eromeus (Air oh may’ us)
Euclid (Yoo’ klid)
Antigone (An ti’ go nee)
- Only some of those are serious, but I’ll let you decide which ones.
Maydylynn
Maydysyn
Ayshlyeyiygh
But seriously… how about Peg? Nobody ever names kids Peg these days. Or Grover. Nobody does that.
I like Snargboinger. Too bad my eggs are all drying up.
I suggest Harvey or Elwood for a boy.
For girls there’s Veta Louise or Myrtle Mae.
I tried to convince Mrs Magill we should name our third one Davros.
Ludy - I’m partial to Martha. I also like Isabella, but thanks to those damned Twilight books, everyone’s named their little girls Isabella.
I think half the girls in my daughter’s 2nd grade class are named Isadora or Isabella.
It’s actually one of my favorite false names to give: Throckmorton Grunthummer Wingergonger. They love me at Radio Shack.
I’ll give you the names from my list.
Toussaint
Telemachus
Ulysses
Rodrigo
Girls
Flavia
Lucrezia
Rosa
Surprisingly my wife rejected all of these names.
My loss is your name!
Trespassers W, after Piglet’s grandfather.
That was why we were (a bit) relieved when #3 turned out to be a boy. We were going to name him after my Aunt, had he been a girl.
Ace.
Wait, that’s one syllable. Um…
Acey.
Edmund
Rosaline
Osama is currently open…
As are Adolf, Benedict and Judas. Normal names, and I can’t think of anything wrong with them …
For girls, I love Ruby, Sylvia, and Veronica. For a boy I like Henry, Stanley, and Martin. Best wishes.
I’ve always loved Galiana as a girl’s name, and the diminutive is Galya, which I also love.
On second thoughts, you can’t have that one. I need to reserve it for my daughter if I ever have one 
Cool. T. William has a bit of authority and a bit of mystery. I like it.
GlaDOS would probably be a bad idea, though.