# Help name the Sacramento United Football League Team

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 4, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239 "2010-03-04T03:32:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/1 "2010-03-04T03:32:58Z")

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Help name the Sacramento United Football League Team

Formerly the California Redwoods

[link](http://www.ufl-football.com/media/template/sacramento_name_the_team_contest)

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/2 "2010-03-04T03:39:34Z")

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How about the Sacramento Gold Rush? Or to be really boring the Sacramento Capitals?

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/3 "2010-03-04T05:38:50Z")

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Grizzlies  
Scorpions  
Cannibals (Donner Party) :eek:

Solons - Solon was an early Greek lawmaker and the term “solons” was often used by journalists as a synonym for “senators.” Used to be a baseball team in Sac.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/4 "2010-03-04T07:59:03Z")

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They should be called the Terminators.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/5 "2010-03-04T11:09:32Z")

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If the team isn’t ethnically diverse and you want to annoy the local media, go for the Sacramento WASPS.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/6 "2010-03-04T15:48:08Z")

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> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#):
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> If the team isn’t ethnically diverse and you want to annoy the local media, go for the Sacramento WASPS.

… and you could claim you were just paying homage to the Sacramento State Hornets (college).

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/7 "2010-03-04T15:50:41Z")

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Sacramento Bleu!

If Mentos sponsors them, they can be the Sacra Mentos.

California Deficits

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**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/8 "2010-03-05T04:59:16Z")

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How about the Sacramento [Bradfords](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Is_Enough)?

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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/9 "2010-03-05T07:35:17Z")

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The Tule Fogs.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/10 "2010-03-05T07:55:35Z")

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> [@installLSC](#):
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> How about the Sacramento [Bradfords](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Is_Enough)?

Nice!

How about the Sacramento [Manteeth](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randolph_Mantooth) after the legendary Sac native

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/11 "2010-03-05T07:56:08Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> They should be called the Terminators.

Beat me to it. It’s so obvious.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-name-the-sacramento-united-football-league-team/531239/12 "2010-04-15T20:59:03Z")

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Well, it’s official…

[Sacramento Mountain Lions](http://www.ufl-football.com/news/sacramento-mountain-lions)

WTF?
