# Help nickname my dingdong! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 26, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764 "2007-02-26T20:20:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/21 "2007-02-26T22:03:56Z")
Krull the Warrior King! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/22 "2007-02-26T22:08:11Z")
Detachable. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/23 "2007-02-26T22:21:45Z")
Throatwarbler Mangrove. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/24 "2007-02-26T22:27:59Z")
Aesimus or Bruce? ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/25 "2007-02-26T22:31:58Z")
Mr. Pointy ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/26 "2007-02-26T22:35:23Z")
Mightier Than The Sword. (What is?) ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/27 "2007-02-26T22:38:15Z")
Mr. Puddingbuks? Your Luncheon Meat Truncheon? The Spam Dagger? The Baloney Missile? The Bacon Torpedo? The Pork Sword? The Spam Javelin? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/28 "2007-02-26T22:45:13Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo] Failing that, there’s always Mr. Pickle. [/QUOTE] Hey, thanks. I remember when I posted that, the response seemed to be positively underwhelming, but _I_ for one cannot stop giggling. [QUOTE=silenus] The Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile? [/QUOTE] Is there really any question now? _LMAO_ ---
**Author:** ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/29 "2007-02-26T22:47:44Z")
You should stop calling it a Ding Dong, and start referring to it as a Twinkie. Some day, you can settle down with a sweet cupcake, and if she’s a good hostess, she’ll offer you a fruit pie. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/30 "2007-02-26T22:50:43Z")
[QUOTE=Charger] You should stop calling it a Ding Dong, and start referring to it as a Twinkie. Some day, you can settle down with a sweet cupcake, and if she’s a good hostess, she’ll offer you a fruit pie. [/QUOTE] Never make a ho-ho a housewife. ---
**Author:** ![Smitty\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Smitty\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty_B)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/31 "2007-02-26T23:10:55Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] Detachable. [/QUOTE] That’s just nasty. Why not Frank? ---
**Author:** ![Smitty\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Smitty\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty_B)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/32 "2007-02-26T23:12:06Z")
Frank and beans is a common term for your junk. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/33 "2007-02-26T23:13:23Z")
I had a buddy called Simon. He called his “Garfunkel”. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/34 "2007-02-26T23:16:35Z")
Snap-On. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/35 "2007-02-26T23:54:00Z")
“Dubya.” (You did say it was average, perhaps a bit thicker than normal…) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/36 "2007-02-26T23:56:34Z")
[QUOTE=Smitty B] Why not Frank? [/QUOTE] 'Cause who would want someone yanking their Frank? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/37 "2007-02-27T00:01:48Z")
Spunky? :o I can’t believe I just suggested that. ---
**Author:** ![Smitty\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Smitty\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty_B)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/38 "2007-02-27T00:05:48Z")
Spanky? :o I can’t believe I just suggested that. ---
**Author:** ![Montgomery0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Montgomery0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery0)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/39 "2007-02-27T00:17:19Z")
Call it your WMD…of Love. ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/40 "2007-02-27T01:37:04Z")
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