# Help nickname my dingdong!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 26, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764 "2007-02-26T20:20:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/81 "2007-03-01T03:53:34Z")

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I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

Opinions?

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/82 "2007-03-01T04:00:20Z")

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Yanni the Yogurt Slinger

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/83 "2007-03-01T06:18:29Z")

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USC, if that’s the brand of condom you buy.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/84 "2007-03-01T13:24:46Z")

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Wedding Tackle.

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/85 "2007-03-01T17:14:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Omegaman]  
Winky ? 😉  
[/QUOTE]  
I made my boyfriend watch _Best In Show_ with me on Saturday afternoon: we have a running joke about naming his penis, and after the movie I started jokingly referring to it as “Winkie” (the name of one of the dogs). Makes perfect sense to me! 😃

So far he has rejected all of my suggestions … even “[Thunderstick](http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/thunderstick.html)”! 😉

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/86 "2007-03-01T18:53:59Z")

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Y’know, whenever I hear the name “Larry”, I always get a mental image of the character from _Three’s Company_. The wacky friend who was always getting Jack in trouble by doing stupid things. . .

Hmmmm. Maybe “Larry” IS a a good name for a penis.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-nickname-my-dingdong/393764/87 "2007-03-01T18:57:52Z")

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I actually kind of like Larry. It also has a nice rhyme. Like “harry Larry” for example.

Thanks y’all the help!

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