# HELP!! (penis related) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 23, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035 "2000-01-23T04:50:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/21 "2000-01-23T20:49:00Z")
labradorian, since when is oral sex considered losing ones virginity? ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/22 "2000-01-23T23:10:00Z")
Handy, Lab’s probably speaking in terms of innocence, rather than the presence or absence of a hymen. Personally, I think people lose their innocence long before their virginity, and more power to 'em. It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. So long as it’s functional, you probably don’t have anything to worry about. * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/23 "2000-01-23T23:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > a lot of kids loose their virginity at an early age Is that like letting loose the weasels? How do you retrieve it once it’s been loosed? * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/24 "2000-01-24T00:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Handy, Lab’s probably speaking in terms of innocence, rather than the presence or absence of a hymen. Lab, like most boys, never had a hymen to begin with. His period is also about 16 or 17 years overdue. * * * **Dee da dee da dee dee do do / Dee ba ditty doh / Deedle dooby doo ba dee um bee ooby / Be doodle oodle doodle dee doh** [http://members.xoom.com/labradorian/](http://members.xoom.com/labradorian/) ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/25 "2000-01-24T00:42:00Z")
Loverock, your back! ---
**Author:** ![melanietarrant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@melanietarrant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melanietarrant)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/26 "2000-01-24T02:19:00Z")
well, i for one want to know exactly what part of the world has men with penis’ so large that 6 inches is considered tiny. * * * I’m pink therefore I’m Spam ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/27 "2000-01-24T02:34:00Z")
“. . . I just wanted to know if there’s anything I can do to make my penis bigger.” Switch to Metric. Dr. Watson “Rare, Used, and Out-of-Print.” ---
**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/28 "2000-01-24T03:06:00Z")
Yeah, 6 to 6 1/2 inches is the normal size. Don’t feel bad at all, especially if you’ve been peeking at porn – because those guys are selected from hundreds for SIZE and most ain’t normal. You want a real eye opener? Go to some gym where these body builders are pumping iron and walk through the locker room. You’ll see most of these massive and monstrous men have packages of about 6 to 6 1/2 inches long – no matter HOW many steroids they take. You’re fine the way you are. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035/29 "2000-01-24T16:59:00Z")
Polo Boy never came back. Weird. “You’ll see most of these massive and monstrous men have packages of about 6 to 6 1/2 inches long – no matter HOW many steroids they take.” Perplexed here. First, 6" soft is pretty big…second, if they are turgid, just what are the boys doing? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-penis-related/13035.md?page=1)