# Help set a new SD record!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 17, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927 "2000-02-17T16:58:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Tokugawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tokugawa)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/1 "2000-02-17T16:58:00Z")
As most of my fellow dopers already know, the “Guy Stuff” post has recently reached 1000 responses. It is therefore my duty to attempt to copy this feat, and create a thread with 1000 or more posts. Post whatever you want, start whatever threads you want, just keep the posts coming!
😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
P.S: The profusing of smilies is to annoy chief scott, our official smiley master.
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### Author:  [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/2 "2000-02-17T17:02:00Z")
I will have no part of this!! 🙂
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Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/3 "2000-02-17T17:04:00Z")
Hardee fuckin’ har. It’ll never happen.
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_Here’s mud in yer eye,_
UncleBeer
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### Author:  [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/4 "2000-02-17T17:11:00Z")
Nope, never happen.
–
TMR
‘1 down, 997 to go.’
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/5 "2000-02-17T17:16:00Z")
Not a chance.
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### Author:  [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/6 "2000-02-17T17:16:00Z")
Nice thing to aspire to, but ya see Guy Stuff was brilliantly conceived around distinct _themes_, e.g. drinking, farting, scratching, blowing things up. Gotta get yourself a _theme_, man, or it’ll never work.
Do you think we all just drivel on about nothing?! ::looks around in consternation::
Oh, weak argument.
Never mind.
Veb
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/7 "2000-02-17T17:17:00Z")
Will there be beer?
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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/8 "2000-02-17T17:21:00Z")
_Gotta_ have frontal nudity, or this baby will die a swift death.
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**Coldfire**
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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _
- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)
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### Author:  [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/9 "2000-02-17T17:24:00Z")
While I like the concept of the guy stuff thread, being of the double X chromosome gender, myself, I never felt able to participate.
Consider this my padding on this thread.
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Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth
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### Author:  [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/10 "2000-02-17T17:32:00Z")
My co-worker and I spent fifteen minutes talking about breasts, ours to be exact. This came about by talking about buying a new swimsuit. She then poked me in the boob to determine my level of padding as compared to hers and pronounced mine considerably bigger, I disagree but what can you do??
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/11 "2000-02-17T17:36:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> She then poked me in the boob to determine my level of padding as compared to hers and pronounced mine considerably bigger, I disagree but what can you do??
Volunteer to be an impartial judge of this particular contest.
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Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/12 "2000-02-17T17:39:00Z")
My Dearest Coldfire,
( \* )( \* )
Love,
Diane
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You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.
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### Author:  [@Thirsty4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirsty4)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/13 "2000-02-17T17:47:00Z")
Wow Diane, yours are really perky. Mine are more
( . )( . )
And if I’m going to stick around I went full frontal _male_ nudity!
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“You CAN’T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many ‘bad’ things you do on purpose,
you MUST be doing it because you think it’s the right thing to do.”
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### Author:  [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/14 "2000-02-17T17:50:00Z")
This looks like
\\\\\ **AWB II** \
\Remember
Posts often
Registered smarta\*\*\\\
more posts than
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\\ **AWB III** \
\Moderation
Postman
Registered mail\\\
it actually is.
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\\ **AWB IV** \
\Remember
Postscripts
Registered voter\\\
😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
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The word is no. I am therefore going anyway.
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/15 "2000-02-18T06:00:00Z")
How the hell did you do that?
Well, as a devout “Guy Stuff” thread avoider, I will support any thread that tries to destroy it’s record. 😉
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**What I tell you three times is true.**
_The Hunting of the Snark._
Lewis Carroll
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### Author:  [@melanietarrant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melanietarrant)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/16 "2000-02-18T06:32:00Z")
i never poked my head into guy stuff. i can only imagine what goes on in there.
but i doubt this thread will top 1000
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I am D.B. Cooper
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### Author:  [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/17 "2000-02-18T06:33:00Z")
Ancient Chinese secret… 😉
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/18 "2000-02-18T06:34:00Z")
C’mon, mel, where’s your spirit of optimism?
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### Author:  [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/19 "2000-02-17T19:00:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Thirsty4:
> \*\*
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> And if I’m going to stick around I went full frontal _male_ nudity!
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> \*\*
Ummmmm…Never mind.
## Beat ‘Guy Stuff’? NEVER!
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/20 "2000-02-17T19:05:00Z")
Mullinator - Sure head on over, hurry, or we’ll start without you.
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