# Help set a new SD record! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927 "2000-02-17T16:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/21 "2000-02-17T19:11:00Z")
I think the amount of nudity in society today is absolutely shocking. Do you realize that under their clothing, every man, woman, and child on the street is completely NAKED? And this immorality is distressing enough in human beings – dogs and cats, squirrels and birds, under their fir and feathers are completely NUDE. Please, when will this horrendous disregard for decent sensibilities come to an end? * * * Ass-Toaster Extraordinaire, SDMBSRC ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/22 "2000-02-17T19:22:00Z")
Topic: Better cereal- BooBerry FrankenBerry CountChocula (my vote is BooBerry) Talk among yourselves 🙂 Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Inkz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecb155/32.png) [@Inkz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inkz)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/23 "2000-02-17T19:25:00Z")
A foolish and pointless goal. I suspect it will never be reached, and I won’t be any part of it. Inky ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/24 "2000-02-17T19:41:00Z")
I too avoid the Guy Stuff like the plague, but upon reflection I can’t help thinking there’s a little bit of beer, burping, scratching, farting, and blowing stuff up in each of us, no matter how genteel an image we try to present. What would really be fun would be to infiltrate seemingly “normal” threads with guy stuff, like a random burp or fart, then come back here and tell us what you did and where so we can all snicker. Let’s keep it within MPSIMS, or face the wrath of the mods if they find out we’re being naughty elsewhere. Of course, feel free to pop over to LBMB or the trout fishing board and do some guy stuff there too. Hell, those fishing people might appreciate it. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/25 "2000-02-17T19:42:00Z")
> [@](#): > > **Zette:** > > Topic: > > Better cereal- > > BooBerry > FrankenBerry > CountChocula None of the above. Nothing beats Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. – TMR ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/26 "2000-02-17T19:44:00Z")
Oh, dear … too busy to think of anything. (Insert pointless ramble here) Back to work! Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/27 "2000-02-17T19:46:00Z")
Which are almost as good as Sugar Coated Butter Bombs. Mmmm_mmmm_mmm. You can get diabetes just _thinking_ about them… * * * JMCJ Winner of the _Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches_ for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/28 "2000-02-17T19:47:00Z")
Not me! * * * Zymurgist ---
**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/29 "2000-02-17T19:49:00Z")
Mmmmmmm…Ramen soup… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/30 "2000-02-17T19:56:00Z")
Nah, I decline to help. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/31 "2000-02-17T20:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > \*\*How the hell did you do that? > \*\* Ditto. Do tell. * * * Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/32 "2000-02-17T20:08:00Z")
No one has come forward with frontal male nudity yet? Hrm. 🙂 --8 * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Clerks - Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/33 "2000-02-17T20:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > \*\*How the hell did you do that? > \*\* I know how he did it, the little h4X0r. 😉 – TMR ‘I’d tell you, but for all we know, there’s another gl0worm out there lurking.’ ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/34 "2000-02-17T21:13:00Z")
Jesus, I go out to lunch, come back, and there’s only another lousy seven posts in here? C’mon, guys, you can do better. [gets busy with the toothpick] ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/35 "2000-02-17T21:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > No one has come forward with frontal male nudity yet? ## B===3 You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/36 "2000-02-17T21:45:00Z")
Time for the Hampster Dance! [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) * * * The word is no. I am therefore going anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/37 "2000-02-17T21:45:00Z")
Actually it’s more like B======3 😉 Keith Ooops I meant B==3 * * * You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/38 "2000-02-17T21:46:00Z")
Time for the Hampster Dance! [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) [![](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ](http://www.hamsterdance.com/anin.gif) ---
**Author:** ![MtnMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85e7bf/32.png) [@MtnMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MtnMan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/39 "2000-02-17T21:47:00Z")
I guess a person’s gotta dream. ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/40 "2000-02-17T21:51:00Z")
I WILL be a part of this, and I’ll use it to boost my post number on up to 100 (why do I care??) Have fun! Sweet Basil [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927.md?page=3)