# Help set a new SD record!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927 "2000-02-17T16:58:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/41 "2000-02-17T21:56:00Z")

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## [http://www.jesusdance.com](http://www.jesusdance.com)

\>\< DARWIN \>  
\_\_ **L\_\_\_L**

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/42 "2000-02-17T21:56:00Z")

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## I am not gonna help this suicide mission,it doesn’t stand a chance!

-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”  
-Bad Religion

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/43 "2000-02-17T21:57:00Z")

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By the way, second to English, Tagalog is the most popular language in the Phillipines.

Sweet Basil

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/44 "2000-02-17T21:59:00Z")

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Oh yah,  
I’m not gonna use it to pad my stats either!

So there!

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-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”  
-Bad Religion

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/45 "2000-02-17T22:01:00Z")

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Here’s a link to a cool Rock & Roll band!!

[http://www.selfrighteousbrothers.com](http://www.selfrighteousbrothers.com)  
Sweet Basil

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/46 "2000-02-17T22:05:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Diane:  
> \*\* B===3  
> \*\*

Diane, you are just soooo bad in so many ways, and it’s what we particularly admire in you.

Well, hell, if there’s gonna be full frontal male nudity, tacky breakfast cereals, drinking, scratching and a lot of pointless rambling then maybe this puppy _could_ reach a thousand!

Veb

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/47 "2000-02-17T22:08:00Z")

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Nothing to say.  
Here’s my post

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**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/48 "2000-02-17T22:10:00Z")

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I wanna help Mullinator be a judge, please, please.

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**Author:** ![Germ\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Germ\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Germ_Boy)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/49 "2000-02-17T22:13:00Z")

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Would someone please tell me why I should post on this obvious lame topic. I’ll need about 850 reasons.

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**Author:** ![Bobby\_O](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bobby\_O](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobby_O)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/50 "2000-02-17T22:28:00Z")

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Here comes Mo!

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**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/51 "2000-02-17T22:28:00Z")

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Hey now! If **any** other thread is going to beat the record, by all rights and reason, it should be [THIS one!](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000394-6.html)  
But nooooo!  
Chrome Toaster

(crossing my fingers, hoping that the link works)

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**Author:** ![Greyson3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/258eb7/32.png) [@Greyson3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greyson3)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/52 "2000-02-17T22:28:00Z")

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Ah! A perfect opportunity to test out smilies!  
And maybe if you look real hard (ha ha), you can find some frontal nudity in there too.  
🙂  
😉 😉  
☹☹☹  
;( ;( ;( ;(  
:c( :c( :c( :c(  
:-0  
:@)

:==o

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/53 "2000-02-17T22:26:00Z")

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I gotta agree with the Toaster. All you fuckers who haven’t done so, need to get over there and sign in.

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_Here’s mud in yer eye,_  
UncleBeer

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/54 "2000-02-18T00:05:00Z")

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I like PB&J sandwiches. Anyone else?

Okay, that was lame, but it was a post. Sue me.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Naked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Buck\_Naked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Naked)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/55 "2000-02-18T00:28:00Z")

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UM…Yeah, anyways…I need to go, I dare you to find anyone who has been a member as long as me with fewer posts, and then I dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder

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I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Naked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Buck\_Naked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Naked)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/56 "2000-02-18T00:30:00Z")

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except for her 😕

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I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/57 "2000-02-18T00:52:00Z")

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I

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/58 "2000-02-18T00:53:00Z")

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refuse

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/59 "2000-02-18T00:54:00Z")

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to

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/60 "2000-02-18T00:55:00Z")

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