# Help set a new SD record! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927 "2000-02-17T16:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/121 "2000-02-18T08:59:00Z")
Nine more posts and I’ll reach 600! I think it took me this long to go from 450-475 (with my old POS)! * * * Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together. —Red Green ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/122 "2000-02-18T09:00:00Z")
Oh, I forgot this 😃 * * * Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together. —Red Green ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/123 "2000-02-18T09:01:00Z")
So that’s flood control! I wondered what you all were talking about! * * * Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together. —Red Green ---
**Author:** ![OliverTwistofLime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b487fb/32.png) [@OliverTwistofLime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OliverTwistofLime)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/124 "2000-02-18T09:36:00Z")
Hi…everyone. My first post was easy. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/125 "2000-02-18T09:43:00Z")
Welcome, MadSam! * * * Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together. —Red Green ---
**Author:** ![Wolf\_of\_Were](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Wolf\_of\_Were](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf_of_Were)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/126 "2000-02-18T19:36:00Z")
You know, it only takes 8 lbs of pressure to crush a human skul(eyes twitch left-to-right)…um…er…YES that’s it! The human skulumer! You know, that piece of skin between webbed fingers! _Whew- close one_ * * * ./^\_/^\ \< o | o \> .\<\_ | \_\> …\U/ ---
**Author:** ![Wolf\_of\_Were](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Wolf\_of\_Were](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf_of_Were)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/127 "2000-02-18T19:40:00Z")
Rilchiam, thanks for reminding me - 😃 * * * ./^\_/^\ \< o | o \> .\<\_ | \_\> …\U/ ---
**Author:** ![Inkz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecb155/32.png) [@Inkz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inkz)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/128 "2000-02-18T19:46:00Z")
I’d like to take this oppertunity to mention I have not one, but TWO golden retrievers. Konah and Ginger. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/129 "2000-02-18T20:01:00Z")
Because I adore most of you, here is my favorite .gif: [http://members.aol.com/swimmingriddles/blowup.gif](http://members.aol.com/swimmingriddles/blowup.gif) Lookit me, ma! I can share real good! * * * Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/130 "2000-02-18T21:54:00Z")
I just want to say that despite the fact that this topic has gotten more than 125 posts in just over a day, I don’t think that it will ever eclipse the Guy Stuff thread and I therefore refuse to contribute to it. ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/131 "2000-02-18T21:58:00Z")
[singing, dancing, all excited] **UncleBeer noticed me!! UncleBeer noticed me!!** [/singing, dancing, all excited] As for cereals, I have to put in a plug for the no longer available (where I am, anyway) **Kaboom!**. Delightfully frightening frosted-oat smiley faces and marshmallow stars, with Pennywise on the box!! mmmm yummy! I was disappointed this Valentine’s day, since I couldn’t find my favorite disgusting Valentine’s candy: Cinnamon Jelly Hearts. ☹ I think this is my 100th post. Cause for celebration. * * * Self-centered to the extreme… Chrome Toaster ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/132 "2000-02-18T22:24:00Z")
## Jeez… How can this post still be going?? -Frankie “Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?” -Bad Religion ---
**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/133 "2000-02-19T00:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Jeez… > How can this post still be going?? > > \*\* It is made possible because of the National Science Foundation and viewers like you. ---
**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/134 "2000-02-19T01:48:00Z")
You can always tell if a singer is outside your house. They can’t find the key and they don’t know where to come in. And who **was** this Ruda Duda fellow anyway? * * * This sig not Y2K compliant. Happy 1900. ---
**Author:** ![Lawrence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lawrence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lawrence)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/135 "2000-02-19T03:26:00Z")
Well, who gives a crap. I’m on my medication and it makes me cranky, so I’ll sign on just to be an asshole. \_\_Lawrence, your Holed Up in an Attic Room Under Light Sedation Correspondent ---
**Author:** ![melanietarrant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@melanietarrant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melanietarrant)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/136 "2000-02-19T03:41:00Z")
i have nothing to add ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/137 "2000-02-19T03:45:00Z")
Who here has ever serously considered putting chewed gum in their ass hole? ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/138 "2000-02-19T03:47:00Z")
Me! It really helps brighten up a boring day. And by the way guys! Take note that my 101’st post was about chewing gum in my asshole! That’s gotta be an SDMB first! ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/139 "2000-02-19T03:48:00Z")
Me too! A minute is do damned long. ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/140 "2000-02-19T03:50:00Z")
Me also!! And while I’m waiting let me talk to you guys about getting in touch with someone very special… your penis. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927.md?page=8)