# Help set a new SD record! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927 "2000-02-17T16:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/141 "2000-02-19T03:51:00Z")
Don’t forget me! You laugh now, but when was the last time you told your special little buddy that you loved it? ---
**Author:** ![Clueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/35a633/32.png) [@Clueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clueless)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/142 "2000-02-19T03:54:00Z")
Geez. This post is very MPSIMS-ish. ---
**Author:** ![Clueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/35a633/32.png) [@Clueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clueless)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/143 "2000-02-19T03:56:00Z")
Oh, and no talking about anime or Dragonball Z!! [![](http://dcmedia.ign.com/media/QandAimages/no_dbz.gif) ](http://dcmedia.ign.com/media/QandAimages/no_dbz.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Clueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/35a633/32.png) [@Clueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clueless)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/144 "2000-02-19T03:57:00Z")
Geez. This post is very MPSIMS-ish. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/145 "2000-02-19T04:02:00Z")
1 My daily contribution! ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/146 "2000-02-19T04:03:00Z")
2 My daily contribution! ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/147 "2000-02-19T04:04:00Z")
3 My daily contribution! ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/148 "2000-02-19T04:08:00Z")
4 My daily contribution! A dejected Shriner enters a bar. The bartender aska:“Why the long fez?” ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/149 "2000-02-19T04:09:00Z")
5 My daily contribution! A dejected Shriner enters a bar. The bartender asks:“Why the long fez?” ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/150 "2000-02-19T04:35:00Z")
Let’s get this to the 4th page. The next one ought to do it * * * Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/151 "2000-02-19T04:36:00Z")
Is this it? I had to wait for flood control… * * * Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/152 "2000-02-19T04:59:00Z")
Page four already? Catrandom, just passing through ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/153 "2000-02-19T06:16:00Z")
Cereal: Count Chocula or Cocoa Pebbles. Maybe everyone should just have 2 windows open while they’re reading the boards, one with this thread and one with the thread(s) they are reading. Every time each person wants to respond to a post, they can just post it to this thread instead. That’ll get this past Guy Stuff. Otherwise, I don’t think it’ll make it without some kind of mascot (like Guy Stuff’s charred wombat thing). So I’ll start the poll for the Help set a New SD record mascot (that topic is just not helping much…): 1. hampster (not to be confused with hamster) 2. iguana 3. sewer rat that looks like a chihuahua 4. one-eyed rhinocerous 5. crime-spree monkey Feel free to add your own. ---
**Author:** ![PTVroman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bb73d2/32.png) [@PTVroman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PTVroman)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/154 "2000-02-19T07:29:00Z")
I refuse to help such a cheep and sleezy attempt at imortality. * * * _“The large print givith, and the small print taketh away.”_ Tom Waites, “Step Right Up” ---
**Author:** ![PTVroman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bb73d2/32.png) [@PTVroman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PTVroman)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/155 "2000-02-19T07:30:00Z")
Unless I can use it to pad my post counts. ---
**Author:** ![OliverTwistofLime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b487fb/32.png) [@OliverTwistofLime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OliverTwistofLime)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/156 "2000-02-19T07:35:00Z")
I would never be a party to making this the thread with the most posts ever. So count me out! * * * ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/157 "2000-02-19T11:44:00Z")
I don’t care about padding my posts; I just like that this thread was (wuz?) started by someone with the same surname as ol Ieyasu. “Nobunaga prepared the cake; Whussisname cooked the cake; but Ieyasu ATE it.” [http://foolsguinea.intercosmos.com/charles.gif](http://foolsguinea.intercosmos.com/charles.gif) Farewell Sparky * * * A new world order has been formed/between the cheque book and the dawn/A new renaissance man is born" Jim Moginie/Peter Garrett/Martin Rotsey(Midnight Oil), “Renaissance Man” ---
**Author:** ![Wolf\_of\_Were](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Wolf\_of\_Were](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf_of_Were)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/158 "2000-02-19T19:42:00Z")
I say our mascot should be a green mink! * * * ./^\_/^\ \< o | o \> .\<\_ | \_\> …\U/ ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/159 "2000-02-19T20:03:00Z")
Easy enough… ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-set-a-new-sd-record/14927/160 "2000-02-19T20:04:00Z")
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