# Help!!!!!! (size matters!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288 "2001-11-08T21:54:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/41 "2001-11-09T00:31:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\* > So anyway, **mancunian** , sorry to hijack your thread. But if you wanna talk to me, that’ll help you get to 100. > I live in Florida. Are you impressed?? \*\* Yeah, so, umm, are you from Orlando :D. \*\*\* \*\*\* (excellent chat up line no.1) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/42 "2001-11-09T00:39:19Z")
hehehehe Not from Orlando - I’m about 3 hours away from there - just outside of Jacksonville. It’s a dull place. Not worth visiting unless I’m around. Not that I’ve got an ego or anything. So when were you in Kissimmee? Visiting Mouseland, I’m guessing? ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/43 "2001-11-09T00:44:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*hehehehe > Not from Orlando - I’m about 3 hours away from there - just outside of Jacksonville. It’s a dull place. Not worth visiting unless I’m around. Not that I’ve got an ego or anything. So when were you in Kissimmee? Visiting Mouseland, I’m guessing? \*\* No, they have a classic car show at the weekend, in the town centre. ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/44 "2001-11-09T00:49:24Z")
Oh my god, I apologise, I completely misread the last question. YES, I was visiting mouseland. But Kissimee does have a car show (if anybody didn’t know) ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/45 "2001-11-09T00:53:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mancunian \* > \*\*Oh my god, I apologise, I completely misread the last question. > YES, I was visiting mouseland. > > But Kissimee does have a car show (if anybody didn’t know) \*\* and I was there in August 2000. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/46 "2001-11-09T00:55:50Z")
Not into car shows myself, but hubby is a biker on occasion, so we’ve been to Bike Week and Biketoberfest in Daytona Beach. It’s boring for a non-biker _\_ but the people-watching is great. I’m running out of conversational gems - care to share a fascinating tidbit about yourself? I won’t laugh - I promise. ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/47 "2001-11-09T01:06:41Z")
I can crack my thumbs by making a fist around them! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/48 "2001-11-09T01:21:59Z")
\ I had to ask… My kid drives me crazy when she cracks her fingers. Well, my dear, sorry I couldn’t push you over the top, but I have laundry to fold and a dishwasher to load. I’ll be checking up on this thread tomorrow. Ciao! ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/49 "2001-11-13T23:29:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*Be older then dirt 😃 \*\* Nah, that can’t be it… 😛 [sub]My secret? Congratulating other people on their post counts.[/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/50 "2001-11-13T23:56:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > Magic. > > Those with high post counts gained over a short period of time did it by hiring Magical Posting Bunnies. The first rule about Magical Posting Bunnies is you do not talk about ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/51 "2001-11-14T02:04:58Z")
Machineguns and handgrenades and bunnies with big nasty teeth! Oh, you said _POST_ counts. [sub]I’ll be leaving now…\* [sup]Posts like this will help your count, too…[/sup] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Justin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/52 "2001-11-14T07:36:22Z")
When it comes to a bad post count, i think i take the cake. (Im just doing this because i want another post, bear with me) I think I signed on in july of 1999. My post count hasent even broke 80 yet. I spend more time lurking than posting. dont bother with the posting bunnies. I ate them. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Justin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/53 "2001-11-14T07:37:52Z")
nope, its june 99 (another post!!!) ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/54 "2001-11-14T11:37:53Z")
I wish I had a high post count, too. I feel so diminutive… ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288/55 "2001-11-14T19:37:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \* > Machineguns and handgrenades and bunnies with big nasty teeth! > > \*\*Oh, you said _POST_ counts. > \*\* ??What did you think I said?? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-size-matters/92288.md?page=2)