# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/1 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")
Title sort of says it all, help **dude robert** find new exciting things to discuss by offering thread titles for him to explore. So many things we haven’t discussed yet. A few examples: Would taking dehydrated water on a space mission save weight? What’s the best way to fold concrete? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/2 "2017-06-17T15:18:12Z")
Which would win in a fight: Tuesday or aluminum? ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/3 "2017-06-17T15:25:43Z")
Which dreams more furiously: colorless green worms or hungry testes? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/4 "2017-06-17T16:21:30Z")
What foods can I eat that bypass my taste buds? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/5 "2017-06-17T17:15:24Z")
Does God care what I eat for lunch? ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/6 "2017-06-17T17:17:55Z")
Should I baptize the tree of liberty w/the blood of tyrants before or after feeding the goldfish? ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/7 "2017-06-17T17:23:11Z")
When you pick your nose, do you bother to eat it? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/8 "2017-06-17T17:39:34Z")
Best pocket-sized 10 kilowatt generator for under $20? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/9 "2017-06-17T17:52:51Z")
What tastes better in coffee? Calico or Tabby? ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/10 "2017-06-17T18:39:13Z")
If my dog licks my 8-18650 cell flashlight, is it OK to shine it on my tea? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/11 "2017-06-17T18:45:41Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > When you pick your nose, do you bother to eat it? [It’s been done already.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247441) ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/12 "2017-06-17T19:00:58Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > When you pick your nose, do you bother to eat it? > [@cochrane](#): > > [It’s been done already.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247441) :smack: Well hey, that’s one OP he doesn’t need to write! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/13 "2017-06-17T19:04:29Z")
How many paper cuts would it take to cut down a tree? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/14 "2017-06-17T19:11:00Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > How many paper cuts would it take to cut down a tree? Is the tree made from liquid wood? ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/15 "2017-06-17T19:12:37Z")
I’d like to discuss omnibus avoidance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/16 "2017-06-17T19:37:02Z")
Could we make a liquid flashlight that would be brighter than the sun, but not too bright? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/17 "2017-06-17T19:55:58Z")
Why isn’t there an explosion when two headlight beams collide? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/18 "2017-06-17T20:29:11Z")
is it is it really true that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/19 "2017-06-17T20:41:58Z")
Is mayonnaise an instrument? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/20 "2017-06-17T20:49:27Z")
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