# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/181 "2017-06-22T06:29:26Z")
Can a woman consent to having small sex, and if so, could she defeat an M1A2 Abrams? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/182 "2017-06-22T07:54:19Z")
Could an M1A2 Abrams defeat an ocean? What about more than one? ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/183 "2017-06-22T09:08:18Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > What does a [13 year old girl from the West Coast of the US](http://www.danielsheehan.com/blog/2010/07/19/portrait-of-ema/) have to do with Ireland? Did you think that changing her eyes from blue to green would make her look more Irish? No but that’s still a beautiful (girl who I thought was a woman). I generally find that the hottest Irish women don’t really look like the typical Irish tbh… The girl in the pic is still hot though. Damn 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/184 "2017-06-22T10:02:53Z")
If a small woman could have sex with an M1A2 Abrams, would she still find femmejean squicky? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/185 "2017-06-22T11:10:10Z")
Does conservation of mass mean we old people have to die in order for babies to be born? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/186 "2017-06-22T12:00:27Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > If you got a nosebleed when asleep, could you bleed to death? > > Oh wait, that’s a [real one!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829300) So’s this one: [Can women consent to having small sex?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829303) Seriously, you just can’t outdo the Dude. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/187 "2017-06-22T13:42:53Z")
Outdude. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/188 "2017-06-22T13:48:52Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Can women consent to having small sex? > > No, wait that’s another [real](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829303) one. > [@cochrane](#): > > So’s this one: > > [Can women consent to having small sex?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829303) > > Seriously, you just can’t outdo the Dude. Closed, alas. I was enjoying. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/189 "2017-06-22T13:56:27Z")
Is it against the law to [del]masterbait[/del] [del]mosterbate[/del] [del]masuerbait[/del] jack off on a bus? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/190 "2017-06-22T14:14:11Z")
> [@Ruken](#): > > Closed, alas. I was enjoying. I can’t believe the mods closed that one. The OP had, after all, heard “many, many people” say this. Some of them even said it “on the internet”!! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/191 "2017-06-22T14:17:18Z")
> [@Ruken](#): > > Closed, alas. I was enjoying. [QUOTE=Asimovian] **dude robert** , this thread and some of your other topics (and your limited participation in them once you’ve started them) look a lot like trolling behavior. [/QUOTE] Look?\* Look?!\* ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/192 "2017-06-22T14:36:02Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Is William the worst name for someone in the military? quality > [@wolfpup](#): > > Can I look at the [horse] head with my flashlight, under the sheets? more quality - I can see maybe **kimstu** and **adaher** having a good debate over this one. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > If Puerto Rico becomes a state, which state should we kick out to keep the number of stars in the flag at 50? > > Is the reason why we call them First Ladies because of Eve? > > Do people who read right to left play music backwards? all quality So then, if Lorne Greene from _Battlestar Galactica_ and Barry Morse from _Space 1999_ got in a knife fight, who’d take it? ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/193 "2017-06-22T15:53:23Z")
I submit my sig: What if it was something totally different than what it is?" [aside] This was originally a quote from minty green. Does anyone know what happened to minty? He was one of my favorite posters and disappeared while I was on hiatus. [/aside] ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/194 "2017-06-22T15:56:02Z")
Blast from the past, but yeah, I miss **minty** , too. One of the better posters around here back in the day. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/195 "2017-06-22T15:58:20Z")
Is The Dude allowed to steal from femmehyjean? If so, he could use the question posted by fj in another thread: Do you guys find me weird? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/196 "2017-06-22T16:58:28Z")
If **fj** and myself had a ménage à trois with a porcupine, would the universe explode? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/197 "2017-06-22T19:31:05Z")
What have I got in my pocket? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/198 "2017-06-22T19:47:40Z")
Which is faster, thinking about sleet or ankles? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/199 "2017-06-22T19:49:52Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > What have I got in my pocket? I’ve got something in my pocket for you. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-9--ydvR1FM/maxresdefault.jpg "Theres something in my front pocket for you") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9--ydvR1FM) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/200 "2017-06-22T20:22:52Z")
What were these pieces of literature that I forgot? P.S.- I don’t mean “literature”, it might have been something else. Like maybe a slideshow, or a dream. What was it? Yep, sadly, [another real one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829313). At least to the extent that trolling is “real”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=11)