# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/221 "2017-06-23T02:00:17Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Piss off, you sick piece of shit. Works as a response to phlegmjene \*and \*as a topic line for the dude! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/222 "2017-06-23T03:08:30Z")
If my wiener gets stuck to my neighbor’s window on a cold night, should I blow on it to get it loose? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/223 "2017-06-23T04:01:27Z")
Why is Marie Osmond older than me? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/224 "2017-06-23T07:24:08Z")
Is having a spider stuck up your butt worse than having a bug? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/225 "2017-06-23T12:28:50Z")
What do I really mean when I say a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/226 "2017-06-23T12:43:21Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > I changed her eye color to make her eyes more ‘calming’ and IMNSHO, older. I just want that photographer take a picture of her smiling, I would have a body orgasm watching her cute face smile back at me knowing how awkward and a bit creepy my facial expression would be. Apologies for hijacking the thread everybody, but you originally said something about her voice, then decided not to describe it, even though you usually show no restraint in the TMI department. Now I know what the press feels like when they try to interview Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/227 "2017-06-23T12:53:28Z")
Why don’t humans use clouds as aquariums? ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/228 "2017-06-23T15:12:39Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > No my friend…not at all. > > I was searching Pintrest for attractive women with short hair and I came across this girl (who I believed at the time was at the least in her teens and at most in her 20s) > > I changed her eye color to make her eyes more ‘calming’ and IMNSHO, older. I just want that photographer take a picture of her smiling, I would have a body orgasm watching her cute face smile back at me knowing how awkward and a bit creepy my facial expression would be. In Miller’s absence, I’m going to ban you for a combination of past hate speech and trolling. [/moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/229 "2017-06-23T16:09:20Z")
what is what is the dollar value of all the food scraps I throw out in my compost bin? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/230 "2017-06-23T17:03:44Z")
Where’s Miller? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/231 "2017-06-23T17:11:40Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > In Miller’s absence, I’m going to ban you for a combination of past hate speech and trolling. > > [/moderating] Why do moderators ban people? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/232 "2017-06-23T17:21:48Z")
“Where can I find Waldo?” “Will Waldo know where Miller is?” “What if Miller doesn’t want to be found by us?” ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/233 "2017-06-23T17:27:00Z")
Miller is always here, he’s like air. Ubiquitous and omnipresent. That’s not really like air but you get the idea. At that particular moment, he could have been sleeping, or working, or living the dream. Or pooping. I was available, so here we are. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/234 "2017-06-23T17:28:52Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Where’s Miller? Come on, now you’re just phoning it in. \*\*dude robert \*\*would never start a thread with that as the title. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/235 "2017-06-23T17:43:55Z")
\ This thread is hilarious. I can’t remember when I enjoyed a thread more. \ ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/236 "2017-06-23T17:46:00Z")
I think I was wooshed. Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/237 "2017-06-23T17:54:58Z")
Why do we park on driveways and drive on streets? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/238 "2017-06-23T17:57:52Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Miller is always here, he’s like air. Ubiquitous and omnipresent. That’s not really like air but you get the idea. At that particular moment, he could have been sleeping, or working, or living the dream. Or pooping. I was available, so here we are. Sleeping never stopped me from posting. Or pooping: it is called “the reading room” for good reason. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/239 "2017-06-23T18:25:10Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Sleeping never stopped me from posting. Or pooping: it is called “the reading room” for good reason. Well, we _are_ dropping Nuggets O’ Wisdom. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/240 "2017-06-23T18:30:21Z")
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