# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/241 "2017-06-23T18:33:29Z")
What is the speed limit on the sidewalk? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/242 "2017-06-23T18:45:13Z")
Why can I buy thumbtacks, but not fingertacks? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/243 "2017-06-23T18:47:21Z")
I want to watch a movie with Harrison Ford. Should we do it at my place, or his? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/244 "2017-06-23T18:49:24Z")
Why a duck? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/245 "2017-06-23T20:11:46Z")
If the Flying Spaghetti Monster is _not_ real, why are all the planets shaped like meatballs? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/246 "2017-06-23T21:02:25Z")
Which pet has the best limbs? If I were an armadillo, would I like it? Is it possible to counterfeit lint? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/247 "2017-06-23T21:18:12Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Why a duck? Where are Karl’s carbuncles if Groucho’s mustache isn’t street-legal? And what about the Everlys? Were they everly brothers or was that just commie propaganda? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/248 "2017-06-23T21:25:50Z")
What color is the sky on my planet? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/249 "2017-06-23T21:26:13Z")
What would the country be like if someone like Trump was president? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/250 "2017-06-23T21:33:51Z")
not a bigot millipede oak sapphire raincoat lonely bells ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/251 "2017-06-23T22:11:03Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > In Miller’s absence, I’m going to ban you for a combination of past hate speech and trolling. > > [/moderating] If I get banned, does that mean I’m like banned banned or just sorta banned? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/252 "2017-06-23T22:14:35Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > I think I was wooshed. Dammit. Hope you don’t ban me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/253 "2017-06-23T22:20:33Z")
Yesterday I felt like I needed a shower, but now I don’t. Anyone else feel like this? (works as a **dude** thread, and a thank you to the mods) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/254 "2017-06-23T23:23:07Z")
Why do forum moderators ban people? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/255 "2017-06-23T23:33:30Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Why do forum moderators ban people? [Did **Lemur866** give you the idea for this one?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20299560&postcount=231) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/256 "2017-06-24T00:30:08Z")
I made up the word “blerdsnop,” what should I do next? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/257 "2017-06-24T00:38:10Z")
If I marry a girl, is it legal for her to deny me anal? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/258 "2017-06-24T01:01:59Z")
How do they get spaghetti to grow so straight? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/259 "2017-06-24T01:02:48Z")
Why does my underwear smell like farts? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/260 "2017-06-24T01:07:39Z")
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