# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/261 "2017-06-24T01:15:36Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Who would win in a fight? Lol ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/262 "2017-06-24T01:26:28Z")
If my friend in my closet tells me to spray myself with Reddi-Whip and parade down the street naked while doing the cha-cha, should I bring my umbrella along in case it rains? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/263 "2017-06-24T08:08:01Z")
Was H.R. Pufnstuf actually the secret brainchild of L Ron Hubbard? Does zero cancel itself out after nothing? Why develop? Does Dio rock harder with his satan horns than Ozzy did with his double peace signs off _Volume 4_ or more than Gene Simmons’s ASL “I love you” sign? How much more cyber secure would I be if I capitalized the “P” in “password” when using it as a password? If Dr. Ruth Westheimer and Jack Lalane had sex, say, around early 90s (k I’m too lazy to determine if that should be age or decade) would the STDs they might contract be extra disgusting (due to being really old and all)? Am I posting again? Was flatulence in the dark ages a sin? Someone please explain how Frank Gehry’s Guggenheim Bilbao is calibrated. (Actually I need to find this out fast.) Can mods marry? Is my refrigerator running? How good a job would Warren Buffet have done taking William (The Mumbler) Hurt’s place in _Altered States_? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/264 "2017-06-24T09:12:10Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > How good a job would Warren Buffet have done taking William (The Mumbler) Hurt’s place in _Altered States_? Now we’re taking this to the next level. Can I report fake news? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/265 "2017-06-24T10:14:02Z")
Who stole my laundry juice? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/266 "2017-06-24T13:38:02Z")
If I ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/267 "2017-06-24T14:40:42Z")
If someone pulls your finger, will I fart? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/268 "2017-06-24T15:22:53Z")
Superstitious Thoughts Lead Depression How does [whitepages.com](http://whitepages.com) know who my brother is? Cat pitch (Oh, sorry, that’s three topics at the top of GD at the moment.) Why isn’t the opposite of missogyny misterogyny? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/269 "2017-06-24T15:26:54Z")
Hold to I burn after autocorrect? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/270 "2017-06-24T21:34:42Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > If I …listen long enough to you, ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/271 "2017-06-24T22:00:58Z")
> [@digs](#): > > …listen long enough to you, If I lived with somebody else, who would that be? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/272 "2017-06-24T22:26:39Z")
Why can’t I divide by 0? It’s my number and I’ll do with it what I please. Why don’t more people paint over the S in Speed Limit signs? Peed Limit would be so much funnier. Since you can gamble on river boats, will sinking coastlines lead to more gambling addictions? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/273 "2017-06-24T22:48:09Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Why don’t more people paint over the S in Speed Limit signs? Peed Limit would be so much funnier. And how fast _are_ you legally allowed to pee? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/274 "2017-06-24T23:38:00Z")
How much time should I think about condiments? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/275 "2017-06-25T01:22:45Z")
If I poop and then it doesn’t go down and I flush again and it doesn’t go down and then I try and plunge it and it doesn’t go down and makes a mess and then I panic ‘cause I’m at my girlfriend’s parents’ house and I open up the window and scoop up the poop and throw it out the window and it lands on my girlfriend’s great aunt’s hat and she doesn’t notice it and everyone starts throwing up because it smells so bad and then the dog jumps on the great aunt and knocks her hat off and then drags the hat off into god knows wherever in the woods should I go on [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) and find the identical hat and then order it for the great aunt under an anonymous account and then maybe order flowers and chocolates for my girlfriend’s parents because there’s kind of a bit of poop and tons of vomit on the carpet? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Hamsandwich)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/276 "2017-06-25T02:26:14Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > If I poop and then it doesn’t go down and I flush again and it doesn’t go down and then I try and plunge it and it doesn’t go down and makes a mess and then I panic ‘cause I’m at my girlfriend’s parents’ house and I open up the window and scoop up the poop and throw it out the window and it lands on my girlfriend’s great aunt’s hat and she doesn’t notice it and everyone starts throwing up because it smells so bad and then the dog jumps on the great aunt and knocks her hat off and then drags the hat off into god knows wherever in the woods should I go on [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) and find the identical hat and then order it for the great aunt under an anonymous account and then maybe order flowers and chocolates for my girlfriend’s parents because there’s kind of a bit of poop and tons of vomit on the carpet? Ok, that is just friggin’ _weird_ that you brought this up. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/277 "2017-06-25T02:47:22Z")
> [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](#): > > Ok, that is just friggin’ _weird_ that you brought this up. You too, huh? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/278 "2017-06-25T03:01:51Z")
Was the girl in my dream too Jung for me to fantasize about? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/279 "2017-06-25T11:15:46Z")
After my inevitable banning here, which message board should I troll next? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/280 "2017-06-25T12:46:51Z")
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