# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/301 "2017-06-25T23:15:08Z")
What did Adam do on Mother’s day? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/302 "2017-06-25T23:26:31Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Could a dragon win a fight against an M1A2 tank? Not an ordinary dragon, though. I mean that one fine day, a chemist man comes along, and says dragon, I’m gonna give you some chemistry stuff, and he does, and the chemistry stuff gives the dragon superpowers. And the dragon says, gee thanks chemist man, now I have superpowers. And then the dragon sees an M1A2 tank coming down the road, and it decides to use its superpowers to attack it. Would the dragon win? Would it? > > How about two dragons? > > What if a tank didn’t come along down the road for a long time, so the two dragons that both had superpowers got really bored, and so they decided to fight each other, because they were, like, really bored? Then what? Which dragon would win? Would the other dragon use its superpowers to run away? There’s so much I need to know. Sometime I feel like my head will explode. Do you think my head will explode? Be careful you don’t too good at this stuff. It might stick! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/303 "2017-06-26T07:37:51Z")
Which has more calories: a pile of smooth gravel, or dignity? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/304 "2017-06-26T10:21:57Z")
Yesterday a really small bird got in my house. It had powdery wings. Never mind, it was just a moth. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/305 "2017-06-26T10:35:51Z")
Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie! Should I fuck it? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/306 "2017-06-26T14:07:14Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Scissors. Problem solved. Are the scissors for the condom or the genitals? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/307 "2017-06-26T14:30:36Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829622](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829622) Sounds like he bought the asshole casserole. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/308 "2017-06-26T14:38:24Z")
> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#): > > Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie! Should I fuck it? Does it have to consent first? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/309 "2017-06-26T17:29:22Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Which has more calories: a pile of smooth gravel, or dignity? We could also ask: Which has more dignity: a pile of smooth gravel, or calories? Which has more smooth gravel, dignity or a pile of calories? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/310 "2017-06-26T19:05:30Z")
If I stand behind a vampire, do I see my reflection in the mirror or do I see nothing? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/311 "2017-06-26T19:18:36Z")
You guys are gonna get this thread moved to GQ. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/312 "2017-06-26T19:30:27Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > You guys are gonna get this thread moved to GQ. You are just a fucking moron, asshole. There, that should be enough to maintain its pitworthiness for now. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/313 "2017-06-26T20:04:54Z")
You’re too kind. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/314 "2017-06-26T21:52:48Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > If you fire a tank cannon from a treadmill … Follow-up; do the results varying if it’s a monkey? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/315 "2017-06-27T04:16:23Z")
Why was my neighbor wearing blue pants today? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/316 "2017-06-27T04:41:14Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Which has more calories: a pile of smooth gravel, or dignity? Dignity. Always, dignity. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/317 "2017-06-27T15:47:21Z")
Why do you think Moses supposes his toeses are roses? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/318 "2017-06-28T01:12:10Z")
Can I offset high salt intake by using more pepper on my food? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/319 "2017-06-28T01:29:53Z")
There’s a fly in here. Little bastard. Why won’t it let me kill it? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/320 "2017-06-28T02:07:43Z")
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