# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/341 "2017-06-29T21:39:15Z")
Why is there no Log-Lax for irregular plural nouns? Seems like it would be a popular, if messy, fix. Speaking of that, is there any reason I shouldn’t use a suppository if I’m supposed to be at work but there’s too much congestion? Time is my enema here. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/342 "2017-06-29T21:44:44Z")
“Manslaughter” sounds too cheerful–can’t they call it “manstears?” Was the first computer mouse made from a real mouse? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/343 "2017-06-29T21:57:35Z")
is it is it possible to make the brakes last forever on your car if you don’t use them? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/344 "2017-06-29T22:06:00Z")
We need to set up a March Madness style tournament with all these, complete with nomination rounds and voting. Anyone have the time to set it up? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/345 "2017-06-29T22:14:56Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > is it is it possible to make the brakes last forever on your car if you don’t use them? I don’t know about that, but I sure do see a lot of people trying to preserve their turn signal from all wear-and-tear. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/346 "2017-06-29T22:22:44Z")
If I bathe 2x a week, I won’t need deodorant will I? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/347 "2017-06-29T23:56:57Z")
Funeral funeral funeral funeral funeral funeral funeral? Oh, wait–that’s a CoffinMan thread. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/348 "2017-06-30T00:23:24Z")
What is the smallest thing you can eat? ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/349 "2017-06-30T01:06:33Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > is it is it possible to make the brakes last forever on your car if you don’t use them? It’s easy to make them last a lifetime. Just ask that coffin guy. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/350 "2017-06-30T02:09:28Z")
If bees hissed instead of buzzed, would they give me nightmares? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/351 "2017-06-30T06:57:47Z")
Nobody ever harshes a hiss. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/352 "2017-06-30T13:30:22Z")
The Omnibus omnibus thread: Damn those omnibuses! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/353 "2017-06-30T13:39:47Z")
Can I buy a ticket for a ride on an omnibus-if so where would it take me? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/354 "2017-06-30T13:54:50Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Can I buy a ticket for a ride on an omnibus-if so where would it take me? [Um](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=627&site=imghp&tbm=isch&sa=1&btnG=Search&q=omnibus)… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/355 "2017-06-30T17:05:34Z")
is life the penultimate reality? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/356 "2017-06-30T18:00:04Z")
What breed of doggerel is best for me? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/357 "2017-06-30T18:40:55Z")
Has anybody checked if the story of Satan being released from Hell because of an oil drill going too deep really is fake? I heard the story about rattlesnake nests in McDonald’s playground is an urban legend. What about the McDonald’s in rural areas? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/358 "2017-06-30T19:26:12Z")
How did the North star get its name? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/359 "2017-06-30T19:46:24Z")
Why does rain fall straight down but snow fall straight up? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/360 "2017-06-30T19:56:54Z")
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