# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pete66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8c91f0/32.png) [@pete66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pete66)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/21 "2017-06-17T20:50:02Z")
Sex with dead wood. Creepy? Not creepy? ---
**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/22 "2017-06-17T20:56:43Z")
oh stop bullying him, at least he is funny. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/23 "2017-06-17T21:38:45Z")
Is it bullying? He’s come into the omnibus thread and seems to be taking the ribbing in good humor. I don’t see how it could be bullying if he isn’t offended by it. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/24 "2017-06-17T22:07:13Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Why isn’t there an explosion when two headlight beams collide? This one’s my favourite 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/25 "2017-06-17T22:32:29Z")
The Steven Wright of the Dope, in other words. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/26 "2017-06-17T22:41:51Z")
How many Steven Wrights can dance on the head of a non-sequitur? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/27 "2017-06-17T22:42:34Z")
Why do I like certain things but not others? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/28 "2017-06-17T22:59:42Z")
What infections can you contract from shaving your asshair? Anyone else heard about the man with the double vaginas? If your are male and have a “thing” for your uncle, what is the correct terminology for that? Cycling and impotence - connections? Ever arrived to a party with stool in your pants? What kind of urinal etiquette should there be if you’re feeling just a LITTLE frisky and not really “your regular self”? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/29 "2017-06-17T23:01:24Z")
What trees are in my backyard? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/30 "2017-06-17T23:08:33Z")
Would you touch a thing if there were 40 of them? ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/31 "2017-06-17T23:15:44Z")
Has anyone compiled a list of everyone from the 1500s who stepped on an ant? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/32 "2017-06-17T23:31:59Z")
How do birds? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/33 "2017-06-17T23:34:11Z")
nm. lame ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/34 "2017-06-17T23:38:36Z")
Do you really need bones to live? If you touch another man’s penis with your finger but not your mouth does that make you gay? Were wizard hats predecessors to KKK hoods? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/35 "2017-06-17T23:40:48Z")
If snakes had hands, could they scratch their bellies? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/36 "2017-06-17T23:49:47Z")
Do I have to obey gravity or can I get away with just a fine? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/37 "2017-06-18T00:16:27Z")
Could you bury someone in a cemetery without their permission? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/38 "2017-06-18T00:19:03Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > If you touch another man’s penis with your finger but not your mouth does that make you gay? Or is it only if you’re on top?? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/39 "2017-06-18T00:37:28Z")
[You kids these days with your newfangled idiotic thread starters. Why back in my day, our idiots knew how to troll with feeling!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14229512) Such hits as “I just swallowed gum. Is it bad?” and “Why don’t spicy foods burn when you urinate?” Let’s not forget: “The problem with Lips” and “Original sin and my health”. But if you younguns want to see what it was like in the mind of an old-fashion idiot, this NON-stupid thread title: [Question about the Space Shuttle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140878) leads to the stupidest thread of all time. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/40 "2017-06-18T00:45:12Z")
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