# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/41 "2017-06-18T00:54:49Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > But if you younguns want to see what it was like in the mind of an old-fashion idiot, this NON-stupid thread title: [Question about the Space Shuttle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140878) leads to the stupidest thread of all time. The genius who started that thread made a comment that would be a great thread subject for the **dude** : “I’m not sure how to exceed the speed of light, but maybe someone does?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/42 "2017-06-18T01:20:20Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > The genius who started that thread made a comment that would be a great thread subject for the **dude** : > > “I’m not sure how to exceed the speed of light, but maybe someone does?” [Mangetout](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2535899&postcount=8) was clearly time traveling from today to back then, anticipated this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/43 "2017-06-18T01:58:01Z")
How do I find out if my mucus is discolored? ---
**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/44 "2017-06-18T01:58:42Z")
Why do humans have toes. Fish don’t. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/45 "2017-06-18T02:12:58Z")
What’s this brown puddle in my basement? Should I have sex with it? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/46 "2017-06-18T02:25:43Z")
If you’re seeing a chiropractor should you avoid beets? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/47 "2017-06-18T02:36:25Z")
Why aren’t all women gorgeous and slender? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/48 "2017-06-18T03:16:12Z")
Can a dermatologist have sex with other skin specialists and still get STDs? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/49 "2017-06-18T03:20:42Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > If your are male and have a “thing” for your uncle, what is the correct terminology for that? Terrance and Philip had the answer for that. Uncle Fucker! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/50 "2017-06-18T03:49:45Z")
I just drank drano. Would red or white wine go best with that? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/51 "2017-06-18T03:52:24Z")
Why? Or when? Which is it? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/52 "2017-06-18T04:01:58Z")
What happens if I switch Compound W for Preparation H? How Can I Deal With My Self-Consciousness If I Suddenly Burst Out Of The Bathroom With Just A Towel On And It Suddenly Falls Off For All To See, Pre-Oiled? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/53 "2017-06-18T07:57:03Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > Do I have to obey gravity or can I get away with just a fine? Join the resistance! Question Gravity! [Question Gravity tee- and sweatshirts](http://www.gliderbooks.com/images/tshirtguy293x260.jpg?crc=367169949) [Question Gravity bumper sticker](http://www.gliderbooks.com/images/bumpersticker.jpg?crc=4077611047) (From [this on-line shopping page](http://www.gliderbooks.com/order.html).) ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/54 "2017-06-18T08:20:52Z")
Could there be a market for dog-flavored chapstick? How many colors of urine are normal? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/55 "2017-06-18T08:22:01Z")
If I weave a bunch of toupees into a rug, will it still bring the room together? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/56 "2017-06-18T09:22:25Z")
If I shave a porcupine, will the Earth still go round the sun? Fist-fighting bus stops for profit. Legal in Wisconsin? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/57 "2017-06-18T11:36:06Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Why aren’t all women gorgeous and slender? 😕 No, that’s a femmejene thread. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/58 "2017-06-18T16:45:25Z")
Just when I was considering a thread recommending Dude for a modship here, they post this… [this.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828979) Dude for GQ mod. Dude for GQ mod. Everyone…Dude for GQ mod. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/59 "2017-06-18T17:10:21Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > No, that’s a femmejene thread. :smack: Just like every one of mine. (Clued in now.) Should I start a thread in ATMB asking about how things work in ATMB? (wow - still SMH over the thread on something about the space shuttle, or was it Superman, zooming around the planet to reverse its spin? Or something) Can a car battery only _partially_ explode in my face? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/60 "2017-06-18T17:52:50Z")
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