# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/61 "2017-06-18T18:08:42Z")
Where’s a good place in an apple orchard to find grass? ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/62 "2017-06-18T18:23:29Z")
Does **The dude robert** abide? ---
**Author:** ![Old\_Time\_Hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9adbd/32.png) [@Old\_Time\_Hockey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Time_Hockey)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/63 "2017-06-18T18:33:43Z")
How do you guys dilute your water? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/64 "2017-06-18T18:41:14Z")
How does soap work? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/65 "2017-06-18T19:30:29Z")
“My friend wants to deepen his voice by gargling sodium hydroxide. Should I be concerned?” …oh wait, [wrong person.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822101&highlight=hydroxide) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/66 "2017-06-18T19:45:04Z")
Can lawyers sue themselves and get settlements from the government? If pubic hair was styled properly, could it be displayed in public? Could public nutrient baths compete with grocery stores? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/67 "2017-06-18T22:04:03Z")
Could an armored t-rex take on the flying monster from Avatar? What if it had magic? What if both of them had magic but only the t-rex could fly? Is wet wood stronger than dry water? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/68 "2017-06-18T22:13:35Z")
Is a taxi still a taxi if you remove the sign and imagery that says “taxi”? What if it still has a meter? Is champagne just grape beer? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/69 "2017-06-18T22:18:44Z")
What would it be like to post on boards other than the Dope. As I write this the dude has 199 posts, and has started 53 threads. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/70 "2017-06-18T22:22:52Z")
Have I ever been arrested? Why does my saliva taste like tin foil and disappointment? What’s the difference between a crocodile and an armadillo? Why do I like boobs? LEOPARD! LEOPARD! LEOPARD! LEOPARD! LEOPARD! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/71 "2017-06-18T23:58:07Z")
-Is it possible to freeze a fire? -If someone manages to cut off their eyelids, can they still sleep? -Could I get plastic surgery to remove my belly button? -If I wanted to know what human meat tasted like, would it be against the law to cut off my own leg and eat it? What if it was just a piece of my thigh or something? (Mods, please keep this guy around – he’s comedy gold) ---
**Author:** ![Anxious\_Squirrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anxious_squirrel/32/1083_2.png) [@Anxious\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anxious_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/72 "2017-06-19T01:27:14Z")
If a dead man shakes my hand will the cops still arrest him for rape? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/73 "2017-06-19T02:53:17Z")
Well, this wasn’t a Dude thread, but the OP is very definitely Dude worthy [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20287825&postcount=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20287825&postcount=1) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/74 "2017-06-19T03:47:21Z")
How much would you pay for a pneumatic drill at a garage sale? ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/75 "2017-06-19T09:13:18Z")
If I shave a bat, can it still fly? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/76 "2017-06-19T10:29:29Z")
It is OK to steal something if I really want it? Why don’t they make food you can eat more than once? If I put this thing up, will it come back down? What if I don’t want that? Everyone wants shoes that float, so why do some sink? Should I just shit myself? It seems easier than not. ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/77 "2017-06-19T10:49:59Z")
Why isn’t there a hole in my mattress so I can have somewhere to put my arm when I sleep on my side? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/78 "2017-06-19T10:56:44Z")
I fell asleep spooning a friend and he woke up with a sore ass. Was I raped? ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/79 "2017-06-19T11:29:39Z")
Can someone Google how to spell Wikipedia for me? Can you write a song with no music or lyrics? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/80 "2017-06-19T12:09:56Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > Can you write a song with no music or lyrics? [Um…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_silent_musical_compositions) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=5)