# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/81 "2017-06-19T13:40:26Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > Why isn’t there a hole in my mattress so I can have somewhere to put my arm when I sleep on my side? Ages ago read a New Yorker article about an innovative laptop designer who also had a patent on a mattress that had a long hollow running across the entire shoulder area so that you could rest your arm under your partner’s pillow without too much disturbance. How rife is betting among minor league sports coaches? What would you call a four-wheeled bike? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/82 "2017-06-19T14:24:41Z")
[Once again, truth is stranger than fiction…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828867) I mean, you just _ **know** _ the essobee read the entries in this thread and it “inspired” him there. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/83 "2017-06-19T14:54:20Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Once again, truth is stranger than fiction…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828867) > > I mean, you just _ **know** _ the essobee read the entries in this thread and it “inspired” him there. That thread was started before this one. Now [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828616) post is pretty close to my suggestion “Best pocket-sized 10 kilowatt generator for under $20?” But at least he is no longer asking on opinions of sticking batteries in sections of pipe, wiring them together, and strapping them to a backpack. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/84 "2017-06-19T14:56:46Z")
Uoltimate showdown: Who wins a fight between an abrams tank and an abrams tank? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/85 "2017-06-19T15:13:30Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Terrance and Philip had the answer for that. Uncle Fucker! Need link! [You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58dPu9okNjo) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/86 "2017-06-19T15:16:09Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Uoltimate showdown: > > Who wins a fight between an abrams tank and an abrams tank? If only he had asked who wins in a fight between a container ship and a naval destroyer, we would have thought him prescient. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/87 "2017-06-19T15:16:13Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > How much would you pay for a pneumatic drill at a garage sale? That one has an actual answer. $5, unless the seller can hook it up to air and show me it works. Then as high as $15. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/88 "2017-06-19T15:33:58Z")
If I decided to start clipping my toe nails, should I save them in case they someday become a form of currency? How could I make my portable rotary phone setup weigh less so I can move it comfortably in a fanny pack? Who would win in a fight: a brownie troop (with 9 girls), 10 mythological brownies from Celtic lore, or a box of Betty Crocker brownie mix? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/89 "2017-06-19T15:55:26Z")
Should I have been fired for spinning my fidget spinner at work? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/90 "2017-06-19T16:18:18Z")
If I could cook, would I be good at it? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/91 "2017-06-19T16:20:50Z")
Is it better to kiss with your eyes open?, ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/92 "2017-06-19T16:25:38Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > What’s this brown puddle in my basement? Should I have sex with it? 😃 I work in a VERY quiet office and reading this thread is dangerous – suppressing guffaws could be hazardous to my health. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/93 "2017-06-19T17:29:13Z")
If I put my pee-pee into a girl’s woo-woo, would babby be made? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/94 "2017-06-19T17:50:12Z")
Are people what’s wrong with everybody? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/95 "2017-06-19T18:14:18Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > If I put my pee-pee into a girl’s woo-woo, would babby be made? :smack: I think that should have been “formed”, not “made”, right? ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/96 "2017-06-19T19:43:28Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > Why isn’t there a hole in my mattress so I can have somewhere to put my arm when I sleep on my side? Can’t believe no-one has yet posted the [obligatory xkcd](https://xkcd.com/335/) for this. ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/97 "2017-06-19T20:30:14Z")
Why would someone want to be addressed as both “dude” and as their proper first name? I should start a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/98 "2017-06-20T00:05:40Z")
Was the GMC Jimmy the brainchild of a transhumanist? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/99 "2017-06-20T01:07:59Z")
Could I sell my boogers to fetishists on e-bay? If I did my dishes at the laundromat, would I still have to put money in the machine? Why don’t can-openers come with straws attached? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/100 "2017-06-20T03:03:18Z")
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