# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/101 "2017-06-20T03:15:56Z")
Who would win in a fight, next Tuesday or custard? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/102 "2017-06-20T03:16:31Z")
Can seafood be considered a sex toy? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/103 "2017-06-20T03:18:54Z")
How many times can you reuse a condom if you properly clean it? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/104 "2017-06-20T08:47:43Z")
I am interested in things. What can you tell me about them? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/105 "2017-06-20T11:52:08Z")
Sometimes my thing gets hard when I think of mayonaisse. Anyone know why? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/106 "2017-06-20T12:11:48Z")
I want to shoot things that I see. What things shouldn’t I shoot? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/107 "2017-06-20T12:22:20Z")
If I’m about to enter a gunfight, wouldn’t it be better to go ahead and shoot myself first so I can decrease the odds of my getting shot? Shouldn’t clocks be on the metric system by now? Didn’t Lana Wachowski realize her name was “anal” backwards when she changed sex? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/108 "2017-06-20T13:27:56Z")
Can a minister shoot at the coffin during a funeral? ---
**Author:** ![brossa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brossa/32/3040_2.png) [@brossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brossa)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/109 "2017-06-20T14:32:42Z")
If a frog had side pockets, would it need a concealed carry permit? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/110 "2017-06-20T15:01:25Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Can a minister shoot at the coffin during a funeral? Also, if the purpose of the funeral was actually to bury a person alive until the minister shot the coffin, would it still be murder? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/111 "2017-06-20T15:42:09Z")
I’ve actually laughed out loud at a bunch of these. But you know, one that I thought was ludicrous - the tank vs a navy destroyer, has gone on for FOUR pages, so they can’t be that bad. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/112 "2017-06-20T15:53:00Z")
Are [backyard fresh eggs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828996) better than front yard fresh eggs? (It’s kinda fun take current threads and dude-ify them.) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/113 "2017-06-20T16:09:44Z")
How to make a cat or dog lay eggs? If it was possible, would it be possible? ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/114 "2017-06-20T17:17:51Z")
What weighs more, C-sharp or green? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/115 "2017-06-20T17:36:43Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I’ve actually laughed out loud at a bunch of these. But you know, one that I thought was ludicrous - the tank vs a navy destroyer, has gone on for FOUR pages, so they can’t be that bad. Well, that’s the thing: they’re kind of fun, if you just go with it. Completely ridiculous, but fun. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Hamsandwich)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/116 "2017-06-20T17:43:03Z")
This is an official request to stop this nonsense now. I was just relieved of duty at work due to uncontrollable giggle fits. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/117 "2017-06-20T18:06:03Z")
Can you be fired for giggling? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/118 "2017-06-20T18:18:06Z")
If I drove my car backwards all the time would the gas station buy the gasoline I made? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/119 "2017-06-20T18:47:32Z")
If I drove my car backwards all the time would[del] the gas station buy the gasoline I made?[/del] time then go backwards? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/120 "2017-06-20T19:27:05Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Well, that’s the thing: they’re kind of fun, if you just go with it. Completely ridiculous, but fun. That’s true. Especially since they seem to be moving from the “Let’s make fun of the new poster that we think is weird” type to the “Ridiculous questions that are funny and get people in trouble for laughing out loud at work” type. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=7)