# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/121 "2017-06-20T19:35:26Z")
Who was that guy I met yesterday? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/122 "2017-06-20T19:37:21Z")
Do you get more footprints with expensive shoes? ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/123 "2017-06-20T19:59:19Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Are people what’s wrong with everybody? YES! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/124 "2017-06-20T20:26:33Z")
My cat might be a rabbit–how can I tell for sure? Are all batteries safe to eat, or just the dead ones? My ring finger is purple–is that okay? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/125 "2017-06-20T20:47:32Z")
I like my job and it pays well. Should I quit? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/126 "2017-06-20T20:48:41Z")
I’m thinking of moving to Charleston. Should I bring shoes? ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/127 "2017-06-20T21:14:12Z")
Should mediocrity be taken with a grain of salt? Can pelicans lift me when I’m sleeping in a hammock? Does the skin near my ribcage have a zesty taste? What’s a place where people decide on where to vacation? ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/128 "2017-06-20T21:35:29Z")
Why legs? How knees? ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/129 "2017-06-20T21:52:36Z")
Are lesbian parents more friendlier and nurturing to their kids than hetero parents in terms of discipline? or Are middle aged white lesbian parents the ideal best parents for an angry teen boy? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/130 "2017-06-20T22:04:22Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Are lesbian parents more friendlier and nurturing to their kids than hetero parents in terms of discipline? > > or > > Are middle aged white lesbian parents the ideal best parents for an angry teen boy? This is for parody threads topics. You seem to be suggesting _better_ thread topics than your usual stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/131 "2017-06-20T22:06:26Z")
Can human saliva be used as a weapon of mass destruction? ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/132 "2017-06-20T22:07:16Z")
You know that thing? I think it should be blue. Or should it be circular? ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/133 "2017-06-20T22:16:40Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Are lesbian parents more friendlier and nurturing to their kids than hetero parents in terms of discipline? > > or > > Are middle aged white lesbian parents the ideal best parents for an angry teen boy? This is for joke threads. These are _your_ regular, tiresome questions. At least The Dude is dumb-funny. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/134 "2017-06-20T22:19:23Z")
Why are books allowed to have the same titles as each other - shouldn’t the authors be forced to duel to keep it instead? Is William the worst name for someone in the military? Bored animals pace in zoo cages, so should tax payers fund treadmills for their enclosures? ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/135 "2017-06-20T22:37:20Z")
Does pitting **dude robert** make your urine change color? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/136 "2017-06-20T23:21:48Z")
Could someone text me change for a dollar? Why does a fleshlight not have a flashlight? I have eye floaters. Are they aliens? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/137 "2017-06-20T23:22:11Z")
Where can I buy the best flashlight ever? I mean, the kind that I mean, not the other kind. The kind that burns with the light of a thousand suns and weighs about six ounces. Where can I buy one? Where? Also, if I grow up to be a famous movie producer, and someone wants to have their offspring star in one of my movies and I refuse, and then if I find a horse’s head in my bed, how can I tell which of my horses the head is from? Can I look at the head with my flashlight, under the sheets? Does it take a really good flashlight, like the kind that I want? ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/138 "2017-06-20T23:53:41Z")
Could a hamster outrun a ferris wheel? How can I tell if my fruit cocktail is upside down? Can you build a factory inside a closet? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/139 "2017-06-21T00:07:41Z")
Do trees ever get restless? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/140 "2017-06-21T00:15:06Z")
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