# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/141 "2017-06-21T00:44:45Z")
If Puerto Rico becomes a state, which state should we kick out to keep the number of stars in the flag at 50? Is the reason why we call them First Ladies because of Eve? Do people who read right to left play music backwards? ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/142 "2017-06-21T03:07:16Z")
Why do tall.people have that look in their eyes? Is blonde a hair color, or a lack of hair color? Where do compasses point if they’ve been demagnetized? Would you lose weight if you ate your own leg? What would happen if you reversed the current going into your house? Why wasn’t the world destroyed when the Ghosbusters crossed the streams? ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/143 "2017-06-21T03:19:42Z")
If i am under the affluence of incahol as some thinkel peep i are should i mastrubation or go out for chineese food? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/144 "2017-06-21T04:06:30Z")
If Russia invaded America like in _Red Dawn_,could I still vote for the President? My freezer still works in summer, so why don’t we get snow? If I can see the moon during the day, does that mean it’s actually night time and I haven’t noticed? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/145 "2017-06-21T04:22:00Z")
If my eyeballs are round, how do I see out of the corner of my eye? ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/146 "2017-06-21T05:12:44Z")
If death by suicide is the cowards way out, is birth by rape the cowards way in? ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/147 "2017-06-21T05:20:33Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > If death by suicide is the cowards way out, is birth by rape the cowards way in? Wow…almost a buzz kill…even in the pit. ---
**Author:** ![ticker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@ticker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ticker)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/148 "2017-06-21T05:46:58Z")
If I threw myself into a quarry would I be good at snowboarding? ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/149 "2017-06-21T06:59:42Z")
> [@ThisSpaceForRent](#): > > Wow…almost a buzz kill…even in the pit. What do you mean my friend? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/150 "2017-06-21T10:19:13Z")
If WWII was a movie, would Hitler and Einstein be brothers, and Einstein have to shoot Hitler at the end? When someone “swallows their tongue”, can they talk out their ass? What is mulch? ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/151 "2017-06-21T13:03:23Z")
can dogs lip read? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/152 "2017-06-21T13:43:22Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > When someone “swallows their tongue”, can they talk out their ass? You win the thread (in more ways than one). ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/153 "2017-06-21T14:51:07Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > If I decided to start clipping my toe nails, should I save them in case they someday become a form of currency? Year ago, at the Ren Faire, they were selling pottery containers designed to hold kitchen ingredients. However, instead of the inscribed labels being things like [ul] [li]Sugar[/li][li]Flour[/li][/ul] They were inscribed with descriptions like [ul] [li]Eye of Newt[/li][li]Wing of Bat[/li][/ul] I bought the one that was “Toe Nails”. It’s still on the shelf in the kitchen (where it holds matchbooks) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/154 "2017-06-21T15:26:29Z")
Since automobile tires are full of air, aren’t we technically flying when we drive? It’s been long enough. What’s keeping North & South Carolina from reuniting? Why are the flute and lute so different? There’s only 1 letter difference. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/155 "2017-06-21T15:52:05Z")
How did we get multiple oceans? Why isn’t it just one? Oh wait, that’s an actual GQ thread started by someone other than the dude. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/156 "2017-06-21T18:45:30Z")
Why doesn’t toilet paper have a “use by” date? If I find an unusual hair on my desk, should I contact the authorities? Why do we say our noses “run” instead of “walk”? ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/157 "2017-06-21T19:21:30Z")
If my refrigerator is running, should I try to catch it? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/158 "2017-06-21T19:33:08Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > If death by suicide is the cowards way out, is birth by rape the cowards way in? Death by suicide isn’t the coward’s way out. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/159 "2017-06-21T19:40:39Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Death by suicide isn’t the coward’s way out. I don’t believe so at all. it’s a parody thread so I took a spin on something that I hear a fair amount of people people say. Broomstick (and some other users on this forum) seems to hold this opinion in a different way that people who kill themselves are ‘selfish’ and equates allowing suicide to allow murder and well…I don’t agree at all. Personally I think that death is more preferable than life in most circumstances given how many people there are in the world condemned to a life of abject poverty. If you can’t be an attractive white/caucasian person surrounded by good relationships (nurturing parents, close friends even if few, caring but firm authority figures), with good health, living an above-average/average lifestyle, then death is certainly more preferable than life. Sucks this shit-ass country called Ireland has so many fags who believe otherwise. Shame Cromwell didn’t get rid of those damn Catholics…:mad::rolleyes::D. But I’m glad that Islam didn’t conquer Europe. They’d stone me for attempting suicide! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/160 "2017-06-21T19:53:06Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > But I’m glad that Islam didn’t conquer Europe. They’d stone me for attempting suicide! If they got to know your personality and way of thinking a little first, they would give you a posthumous award for service to humanity. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=9)