# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/161 "2017-06-21T20:14:45Z")
If ants were as big as humans, would they point and laugh at cockroaches? Would the cockroaches then organize into squads and form into giant anteaters? Who would be laughing then? When I stubbed my toe, could I turn the toe stub in for a full toe or a refund? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/162 "2017-06-21T21:21:27Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Sucks this shit-ass country called Ireland has so many fags who believe otherwise. [Moderating] It’s been, what, two weeks since I gave you a warning for using “fag” as a slur? Guess you’re not much of a learner. Let’s see if two warnings gets your attention. Oh, and this? > [@](#): > > Shame Cromwell didn’t get rid of those damn Catholics…:mad::rolleyes::D. Also not okay. [/Moderating] ETA: **femmejean** ’s previous warning was for racial slurs, not for sexual slurs. This doesn’t otherwise effect the moderation of this post. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/163 "2017-06-21T21:25:08Z")
Can I train my dog not to poop? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/164 "2017-06-21T21:33:35Z")
If I wrapped a towel around my head, would I be able to use a slide rule? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/165 "2017-06-21T22:32:41Z")
When my dog humps my cat does that mean that they now have to get married? ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/166 "2017-06-22T00:08:31Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Sucks this shit-ass country called Ireland has so many fags who believe otherwise. Shame Cromwell didn’t get rid of those damn Catholics…:mad::rolleyes::D. So, did your buddy ever use his Medical Card? Or you, on his behalf? You know - being poor and all. :dubious: Stop running this country down, you fucking asshole. For fuck’s sake, Ireland recently became one of the first countries in the world to have an openly gay [prime minister](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Varadkar). I don’t even believe you actually even live in this country. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Crap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.crap/32/3131_2.png) [@Dr.Crap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Crap)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/167 "2017-06-22T00:52:24Z")
What’s with all the incest porn? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/168 "2017-06-22T01:16:10Z")
> [@Dr.Crap](#): > > What’s with all the incest porn? Hey!! That’s not a stupid question!! :mad:😉 ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/169 "2017-06-22T01:19:17Z")
Would turtles notice if I was fat? Does cheese affect gravity? Has anyone ever had convex armpits? ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/170 "2017-06-22T01:23:18Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > So, did your buddy ever use his Medical Card? Or you, on his behalf? You know - being poor and all. > > :dubious: > > Stop running this country down, you fucking asshole. For fuck’s sake, Ireland recently became one of the first countries in the world to have an openly gay [prime minister](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Varadkar). I don’t even believe you actually even live in this country. Oh really…lol. I can give you a rundown of basic life in Dublin but I’m not sure that will be revelant seeing as your user ID says you’re in Cork. Well I’ve do have to admit that Terminal 2 at Dublin Airport is probably the only pristine and elegantly beautiful aspect of Dublin inside and outside when arriving. I think like my family, this country has great potential but there are a fair number of ‘bad seeds’ that are just ruining everything and preventing a blossom, whether that’s human individuals, silly rules/customs, etc. I think something needs to be done about this. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a beautiful girl like [this](http://i.imgur.com/3hnov6s.jpg) sound like…not gonna say it. There’s a lot of wasted opportunity in this place. I agree though that if you’re a native white person and are upper middle class with a good family and few health problems then it’s very bearable. For me, not so much. Right now the weather is damn good but too hot. I wish these radiators could emit ‘cold’ and cool my house down. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/171 "2017-06-22T01:45:34Z")
What’s better, bread or eggs? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/172 "2017-06-22T01:52:43Z")
Breaded eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/173 "2017-06-22T02:10:53Z")
Does anyone else have blue blood in their veins? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/174 "2017-06-22T02:22:14Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a beautiful girl like [this](http://i.imgur.com/3hnov6s.jpg) sound like…not gonna say it. What does a [13 year old girl from the West Coast of the US](http://www.danielsheehan.com/blog/2010/07/19/portrait-of-ema/) have to do with Ireland? Did you think that changing her eyes from blue to green would make her look more Irish? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/175 "2017-06-22T04:30:45Z")
If I use Irish Spring soap, will I smell Irish? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/176 "2017-06-22T04:35:22Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > If I use Irish Spring soap, will I smell Irish? If I DO smell Irish, will my penis disappear? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/177 "2017-06-22T04:55:49Z")
If you got a nosebleed when asleep, could you bleed to death? Oh wait, that’s a [real one!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829300) ---
**Author:** ![dude\_robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8e7dd6/32.png) [@dude\_robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dude_robert)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/178 "2017-06-22T05:54:55Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Does anyone else have blue blood in their veins? But blood in veins isn’t actually blue, though. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/179 "2017-06-22T06:14:07Z")
🆒 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/180 "2017-06-22T06:24:27Z")
Can women consent to having small sex? No, wait that’s another [real](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829303) one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206.md?page=10)