# Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles.

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**Created:** [June 17, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206 "2017-06-17T15:09:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/159 "2017-06-21T19:40:39Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> Death by suicide isn’t the coward’s way out.

I don’t believe so at all. it’s a parody thread so I took a spin on something that I hear a fair amount of people people say.

Broomstick (and some other users on this forum) seems to hold this opinion in a different way that people who kill themselves are ‘selfish’ and equates allowing suicide to allow murder and well…I don’t agree at all.

Personally I think that death is more preferable than life in most circumstances given how many people there are in the world condemned to a life of abject poverty. If you can’t be an attractive white/caucasian person surrounded by good relationships (nurturing parents, close friends even if few, caring but firm authority figures), with good health, living an above-average/average lifestyle, then death is certainly more preferable than life.

Sucks this shit-ass country called Ireland has so many fags who believe otherwise. Shame Cromwell didn’t get rid of those damn Catholics…:mad::rolleyes::D. But I’m glad that Islam didn’t conquer Europe. They’d stone me for attempting suicide!

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