# Help the US military more effective wager psychological warfare: pick the music

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-us-military-more-effective-wager-psychological-warfare-pick-the-music/276824>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 27, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-us-military-more-effective-wager-psychological-warfare-pick-the-music/276824 "2004-11-27T02:24:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-us-military-more-effective-wager-psychological-warfare-pick-the-music/276824/41 "2004-11-28T15:04:54Z")

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Music Schedule (songs will be on a loop during their time blocks)

Day 1:

7-8am  
" Simple Man" covered by Shinedown  
8-9am  
" Steal My Sunshine" by Len  
9-11am  
“Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls  
11-12pm  
" Aerials" by System of a Down  
12-2pm  
“Ch-Check It Out” by The Beastie Boys  
2-3pm  
" Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya and Pink  
3-5pm  
" Boys Don’t Cry". 1st hour by The Cure, second hour the cover by Oleander  
5-7pm  
" Hold My Hand" by Hootie & The Blowfish  
7-8pm  
“Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus  
8-9pm  
" Crash" by Dave Matthews  
9-10pm  
“You’re Having My Baby” by Paul Anka  
10pm-7am  
" I Love You Always Forever" by Donna Lewis  
The next day we pull out the big guns…

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-us-military-more-effective-wager-psychological-warfare-pick-the-music/276824/42 "2004-11-28T15:15:50Z")

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
>
> _OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH…_
> 
> 1,245,923 bottles of beer on the wall!  
> 1,245,923 bottles of beer!  
> You take one down and pass it around,  
> 1,245,922 bottles of beer on the wall!
> 
> _OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH…_
> 
> 1,245,922 bottles of beer on the wall!..
> 
> 😃

or for a more “Family Guy” take on the song…  
\<bus full of scientists\>  
Infinity bottles if beer on the wall, Infinity bottles of beer  
take one down, pass it around, infinity bottles of beer on the wall  
\<repeat ad infinitum\>

\<bus driver\>  
Will you cut it out! you have _Infinite_ beer on the wall, it’ll never be fewer!

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-us-military-more-effective-wager-psychological-warfare-pick-the-music/276824/43 "2004-11-28T18:01:31Z")

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Butthole Surfers. “The Annoying Song.” Over and over.

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**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-us-military-more-effective-wager-psychological-warfare-pick-the-music/276824/44 "2004-11-28T19:27:52Z")

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Ring ring ring ring…

Bananaphone!

Ding-dong ding dong…

Bananphone!

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-us-military-more-effective-wager-psychological-warfare-pick-the-music/276824/45 "2004-11-29T06:00:09Z")

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> [@that\_darn\_cat](#):
>
> Ring ring ring ring…
> 
> Bananaphone!
> 
> Ding-dong ding dong…
> 
> Bananphone!

asshole 😛

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-us-military-more-effective-wager-psychological-warfare-pick-the-music/276824/46 "2004-11-29T06:33:29Z")

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Shania Twain’s _You’re Still the One_

Any number of Bollywood soundtracks. (_“Love love love love love! I’m in love with lovely Johnny !”_😃 )

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