# Help Us Name A Pirate Puppy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-us-name-a-pirate-puppy/272761>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 3, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-us-name-a-pirate-puppy/272761 "2004-11-03T15:19:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-us-name-a-pirate-puppy/272761/41 "2004-11-04T16:54:19Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> The answer is:
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> **Bounty**

You’d name him after paper towels?

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**Author:** ![professor\_folk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df788c/32.png) [@professor\_folk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/professor_folk)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-us-name-a-pirate-puppy/272761/42 "2004-11-04T16:57:53Z")

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Napster 😃

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-us-name-a-pirate-puppy/272761/43 "2004-11-04T17:48:05Z")

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**Grommet!**

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-us-name-a-pirate-puppy/272761/44 "2004-11-04T19:29:10Z")

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I second the name “Scurvy”. When you see him, you can say “Avast, ye Scurvy dog!”

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-us-name-a-pirate-puppy/272761/45 "2004-11-04T19:38:48Z")

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I nominate “Salty” As in Salty Dog.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-us-name-a-pirate-puppy/272761/46 "2004-11-04T20:02:54Z")

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So what was the verdict, **Elenfair**?

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