# Help with a cryptic crossword

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 20, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430 "2003-10-20T00:38:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/1 "2003-10-20T00:38:51Z")

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There is one last clue I’ve been puzzling over for a long time. I think it must be some obscure word. It’s driving me nuts!

Anyway…

The clue is simply “Piped music”. Seven letters.

I have four of the letters filled in:

P\_B\_O\_H

The P is from exPire - “Run out of breath (6)”  
The B is from orBital - “Not much spoken about as space travel is (7)”  
The O is from trOut - “The first defeat for a swimmer (5)”  
The H is from sHortstory - “An account that’s hardly overdrawn (5,5,)”

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**Author:** ![Jabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@Jabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jabba)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/2 "2003-10-20T00:44:59Z")

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pibroch: “the classical music of the bagpipe”

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/3 "2003-10-20T00:45:13Z")

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pibroch

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/4 "2003-10-20T00:46:32Z")

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(A series of variations on a martial theme or traditional dirge for the highland bagpipes.)  
darn. I wasn’t first.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/5 "2003-10-20T00:48:24Z")

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Some links to help you in future…

[crossword helper](http://casr.adelaide.edu.au/craig/wow.html)

[dictionary.com](http://casr.adelaide.edu.au/craig/wow.html)

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**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/6 "2003-10-20T00:58:47Z")

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Groan, I knew it was going to be something like that. Boy you guys are fast! Thanks very much, now I can sleep tonight.

But… what kind of word is PIBROCH, and how does this qualify as a cryptic clue? I thought there had to be a double meaning or something?

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**Author:** ![Jabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@Jabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jabba)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/7 "2003-10-20T01:02:53Z")

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‘Pibroch’ is a Gaelic word, and it’s a pun on ‘piped music’. Puns are perfectly acceptable in cryptic crosswords.

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/8 "2003-10-20T15:16:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jabba \*  
> \*\*‘Pibroch’ is a Gaelic word, and it’s a pun on ‘piped music’. Puns are perfectly acceptable in cryptic crosswords. \*\*

I still don’t get it. Pibroch is pronounced PEE-brokch. (Rhymes with loch as in Loch Ness Monster).

I can see the ‘roch’ as a pun for ‘rock’ from the clue ‘music.’

How does ‘pib’ (PEEB) be a pun for ‘piped’?

Peace.

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**Author:** ![Jabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@Jabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jabba)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/9 "2003-10-20T15:23:10Z")

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Piped music is continuous background music, such as is played in restaurants and supermarkets. Here it is being used punningly as ‘music played on pipes’, in this case bagpipes.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/10 "2003-10-20T16:01:15Z")

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I gather this is a British-style cryptic? The rules for cluing in American puzzles are more rigid – the clue must contain a definition _and_ a wordplay portion, which are normally distinct from one another – and that clue definitely wouldn’t fly over here.

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**Author:** ![Jabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@Jabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jabba)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/11 "2003-10-20T16:04:25Z")

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British clues usually follow the same pattern. Some leeway is given in punning clues, however ( and I agree that is not a particularly good clue).

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/12 "2003-10-20T16:10:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jabba \*  
> \*\*Piped music is continuous background music, such as is played in restaurants and supermarkets. Here it is being used punningly as ‘music played on pipes’, in this case bagpipes. \*\*

## Ah, I get it now. Thanks. However, IMO, that’s a bad cryptic clue. You’d find that kind of word play in regular crossword puzzles. Cryptic clues tend to be more… cryptic. Backing up, a truck sounds loud music overwhelming the music from the bagpipers’ float. (7) Peace.

Not to mention that ‘pibroch’ is pretty obscure…

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/13 "2003-10-20T19:07:48Z")

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The OP’s clue is a (not very good) example of what cryptic crossword aficionados would call a Cryptic Definition, seemingly frowned upon by US crossword editors but common in British puzzles. Rather than the usual definition + wordplay structure, in CDs the entire clue can be read in two ways, the more obvious reading hopefully being the wrong one. Sometimes this is achieved by means of a pun, but often not. Examples:

Ill-gotten gains (4, 3)  
It’s said to raise a smile (6)  
Flower power (16)  
Modern art (3)

and an old chestnut:  
A jammed cylinder (5,4)

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**Author:** ![scm1001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@scm1001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scm1001)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/14 "2003-10-21T11:40:36Z")

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and the answers usram? don’t leave us hanging!

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/15 "2003-10-21T12:28:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Usram \*  
> \*\*  
> Ill-gotten gains (4, 3)  
> It’s said to raise a smile (6)  
> Flower power (16)  
> Modern art (3)
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> and an old chestnut:  
> A jammed cylinder (5,4) \*\*

Respectively:

Sick Pay  
Cheese  
Hydroelectricity (flower used punningly to mean ‘something that flows’ e.g. a river)  
??? (I’ll get back to you on this one)  
Cream Cake

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**Author:** ![hammos1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@hammos1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hammos1)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/16 "2003-10-21T12:31:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Usram \*  
> \*\*  
> Modern art (3)_\*

Aha…

are

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/17 "2003-10-21T12:43:26Z")

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The only one of those that is moderately funny is “modern art.”

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/18 "2003-10-21T13:33:10Z")

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“A jammed cylinder” should be Swiss Roll, because this is cylindrical by definition, whereas not all cream cakes are.

I still like “hijklmno (5)”, which of course is Water (geddit?), and “ICUM” Capsicum.

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**Author:** ![hammos1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@hammos1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hammos1)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/19 "2003-10-21T15:07:52Z")

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Hell, may as well throw in a couple more:

Big red spanner (6,4,6)  
Pain! (6,5)

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**Author:** ![chillihead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@chillihead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chillihead)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-cryptic-crossword/208430/20 "2003-10-21T15:32:35Z")

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Big Reg Spanner

Golden Gate Bridge

Pain!

Window Glass

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