# Help with a Stalker? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 16, 2013, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050 "2013-11-16T09:15:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050/63 "2014-03-22T04:41:11Z")
> [@steveroo](#): > > She could have been on Malaysia Flight 370. Damn hadn’t thought about that. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050/64 "2014-03-22T05:52:02Z")
> [@steveroo](#): > > She could have been on Malaysia Flight 370. > [@Loach](#): > > Damn hadn’t thought about that. The profile says **StaggerLee** was on yesterday around 5:30. So not dead yet. Possibly even thinking of going for a walk. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050/65 "2014-03-22T13:45:22Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > The profile says **StaggerLee** was on yesterday around 5:30. So not dead yet. Possibly even thinking of going for a walk. Sure but does it say from where? The Southern Indian Ocean perhaps? We could solve a mystery. ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050/66 "2014-03-23T22:35:12Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > The profile says **StaggerLee** was on yesterday around 5:30. So not dead yet. Possibly even thinking of going for a walk. “The profile says”? Not sure I’m keen on this close surveillance. And stop nosing round my large North Australian hangar while you’re at it. ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050/67 "2014-03-23T23:23:37Z")
How’s your friend? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050/68 "2014-03-23T23:48:16Z")
> [@Staggerlee](#): > > “The profile says”? Not sure I’m keen on this close surveillance. And stop nosing round my large North Australian hangar while you’re at it. I’ll send a drone 'round with an apology note. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050/69 "2014-03-23T23:55:12Z")
> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#): > > **Moderator Action** > > Also, please refrain from suggesting illegal responses to this situation. From the SDMB registration agreement: > > You agree not to post material that in our opinion encourages activity that is illegal in the U.S. I’d be interested to see the US statute that outlaws duffing up people in the UK. After we get our tea back… On a more serious note, stalking offences in the UK have been prosecuted as Grievous Bodily Harm, rather a misnomer, but there wasn’t really any other charge that would cover it. That may have changed… ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2014, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050/70 "2014-03-24T12:22:06Z")
> [@j666](#): > > How’s your friend? It turned out that I was suffering from multiple personalities, and that the ‘friend’, the stalker and the local constabulary sent to investigate were all secluded aspects of my personality. Or rather, I haven’t seen her for a while, but will report back if anything dramatic ever happened. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-a-stalker/674050.md?page=3)