# Help with Lonely Planet by Steven Dietz

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-lonely-planet-by-steven-dietz/204436>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 29, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-lonely-planet-by-steven-dietz/204436 "2003-09-29T07:03:47Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-lonely-planet-by-steven-dietz/204436/1 "2003-09-29T07:03:47Z")

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Ok, I can’t find my script, I can’t find one online, and I need to find the passage where Carl rants about journalism and tabloid writing and such and goes off on a story about a woman in a building that catches fire and sees Jesus in the dishes and all that jazz. Anyway, I need that passage because I’m doing an audition tomorrow night, and I was planning to use that monologue, but I can’t find it now:smack:! Please, if anyone can post a copy of that, I would be eternally grateful.